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Santa is Quitting
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>> > T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed
>> > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
>> > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
>> > I have good mind to scrap the whole works
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>> > I've busted my ass for damn near a year
>> > Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear
>> > The old lady *****es cause I work late at night
>> > The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
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>> > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids
>> > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS
>> > And just when I thought that things would get better
>> > Those *******s from IRS sent me a letter
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>> > They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
>> > Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money
>> > And the kids these days - they all are the pits
>> > They want the impossible ..Those mean little ****s
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>> > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>> > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>> > I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them
>> > They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM!
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>> > Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>> > Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
>> > I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
>> > I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment
>> > There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
>> > I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
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