Ot**Colonoscopy Comments
12-19-2003, 11:26 PM
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Ot**Colonoscopy Comments
Colonoscopy Comments
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies
1."Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2."Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3."Can you hear me NOW?"
4."Oh, boy, that was spincterrific"
5."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6."You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7."Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8."You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey."
9."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
11."Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12."You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13."Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,in fact, up there?"
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies
1."Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2."Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3."Can you hear me NOW?"
4."Oh, boy, that was spincterrific"
5."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6."You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7."Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8."You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey."
9."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
11."Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12."You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13."Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,in fact, up there?"
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12-20-2003, 10:48 AM
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As a sufferer of Colitis, I can relate to ALL of those statements!! One of the worst experiences of my life!
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