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amarket1 12-31-2003 01:42 PM

OT-OU/LSU Funny Joke
 
An L. S. U. mortician student walked into the embalming room where a cadaver was lying on the table. Confident that he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his instructor, he began to examine the body.

When he rolled it over, he was shocked to see a cork in the man's butt.

Mystified, he pulled it out and immediately heard the OU fight song come out of the guy's butt. Shaken by what had happened, he quickly shoved the cork back into it's original resting place.

He then ran to get his instructor, nervously shouting, "Sir, you must come, you won't believe what I discovered!!"

Annoyed by the interruption, the professor said, "Let's take a look at this astounding discovery." When they entered the morgue, the teacher was also surprised to see the cork, so he approached the table and promptly removed the cork.

Upon hearing the OU fight song, he quickly replaced the cork in the cadaver's butt and said, "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of *******s sing that song!"

Geaux Tigers !!!!

Smitty 12-31-2003 01:43 PM

:D :D

X-Rated30 12-31-2003 02:37 PM

I give that :D :D :D :D

phastang 12-31-2003 03:08 PM

Nicely Done........:D :D

Outlawcowgirl 12-31-2003 04:15 PM

That is too funny. My sister that lives in OK just called me and told me that joke only it was a cow and not a cadaver. HA!:D


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