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Organdonor

01-08-2004 10:26 AM

Unwanted Marrige

Unwanted Marrige

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"

"I would have gotten out today."

tomtbone1993

01-08-2004 10:37 AM

:D :D :D :D :D

JUSTONCE

01-08-2004 10:40 AM

:D :D :D :D

Charmed1

01-08-2004 10:44 AM

That's good :D :D :D :D :D

BajaRunner

01-08-2004 10:46 AM

:D :D :D :D :D

CigDaze

01-08-2004 10:48 AM

LMAO! :D:D:D

ChrisK

01-08-2004 10:53 AM

:D :D :D

kitten

01-08-2004 11:01 AM

:eek: :D :D oh noooo

Offshore Addiction

01-08-2004 11:19 AM

and would have saved a lot of money too...

105mph_38_2003

01-08-2004 04:12 PM

LMAO:D :D :D

Tbonepmp

01-08-2004 04:21 PM

:D :D :D :D I AGREE!!!!!!!

TEAMBAJA

01-08-2004 05:53 PM

I give it the coveted Troutly award!

:D :D :D :D

fountain1fan

01-08-2004 08:44 PM

:D :D :D :D :D :p :cool: how true

Liberator21

01-08-2004 08:51 PM

You mean I DIDN'T HAVE TO MARRY HER!!!!!!

Madcow

01-08-2004 08:52 PM

I've been married 16 years. If I would have killed her on my wedding nite, I'd be out by now!

bojoe2

01-09-2004 08:00 AM

good:) :) :) :) :o

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