Risk Taker

I know how much you guys like these.... so here goes.....

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath.

This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Sydwayz

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.5!

stevebaretta

Holy crap, are you kidding me?

OldSchool

Now that's entertainment!!!!

MitchStellin

Get the BAT Good one though, most people have no idea what those words mean. Did you use spell check on those?

HiPerf2000

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god i hope winter ends soon

Playn

Risk Taker

Thank you.......thank you very much.....I'll be here all week......


These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition
was unfair.

He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and Hugh alone, can prevent florist friars.

boatme

That was 2/3rds of a pun P U !!!!!!!!!