Illegal Immigrants Poem
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Illegal Immigrants Poem
Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
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I hear this is being drafted into the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats right, USA, and it is time we start looking out for number one. Do you think Drugs and Alcohol are ruining our Country? I am afraid it is our own generosity getting the best of us. It is one thing to allow people into our Country, that is a given, we just should stop paying for them to come here. We can't keep companies in our area because there are not enough gimmies for them to stay. I know of one tax burden that could fund a whole bunch of companies. I hope people start looking at this close as it will only get worse, it is basically a train wreck waiting to happen.
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Originally posted by MitchStellin
I hear this is being drafted into the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats right, USA, and it is time we start looking out for number one. Do you think Drugs and Alcohol are ruining our Country? I am afraid it is our own generosity getting the best of us. It is one thing to allow people into our Country, that is a given, we just should stop paying for them to come here. We can't keep companies in our area because there are not enough gimmies for them to stay. I know of one tax burden that could fund a whole bunch of companies. I hope people start looking at this close as it will only get worse, it is basically a train wreck waiting to happen.
I hear this is being drafted into the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats right, USA, and it is time we start looking out for number one. Do you think Drugs and Alcohol are ruining our Country? I am afraid it is our own generosity getting the best of us. It is one thing to allow people into our Country, that is a given, we just should stop paying for them to come here. We can't keep companies in our area because there are not enough gimmies for them to stay. I know of one tax burden that could fund a whole bunch of companies. I hope people start looking at this close as it will only get worse, it is basically a train wreck waiting to happen.
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Train wreck... hell.... we're experiencing a slow motion invasion by another country... pretty soon we will all have to learn how to speak Spanish... they are multiplying so rapidly they will soon outnumber English speakers here and will change the law that Spanish is the official language of the country. I propose that WE invade Mexico under the auspices that they are "building" weapons of mass destruction.hmmm Maybe I should have said "breeding" weapons... We are a nation of immigrants.... by my ancestors sure as hell didn't race across the border illegally. They applied for entrance to the country.