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Strip Poker 388 01-26-2004 07:10 PM

Illegal Immigrants Poem
 
Illegal Immigrants Poem





I cross ocean,

poor and broke,

Take bus,

see employment folk.


Nice man treat me

good in there,

Say I need to

see welfare.


Welfare say,

"You come no more,

We send cash

right to your door."



Welfare checks,

they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep

you healthy!


By and by,

I got plenty money,

Thanks to you,

American dummy.


Write to friends

in motherland,

Tell them 'come

fast as you can.'


They come in turbans

and Ford trucks,

I buy big house

with welfare bucks


They come here,

we live together,

More welfare checks,

it gets better!


Fourteen families,

they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.


Finally, white guy

moves away,

Now I buy his house,

and then I say,


"Find more aliens

for house to rent."

And in the yard

I put a tent.


Send for family

they just trash,

But they, too,

draw the welfare cash!


Everything is

very good,

And soon we

own the neighborhood.


We have hobby --

it's called breeding,

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.


Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

We get free!

We got no bills!


American crazy!

He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.


We think America

darn good place!

Too darn good for

the white man race.


If they no like us,

they can scram,

Got lots of room in

Pakistan.

Reed Jensen 01-26-2004 07:24 PM

Most assuredly that poem is most accurate. Now I am off for a steaming bowl of curry! :p

NASTY HABIT 01-26-2004 07:35 PM

OK that does , I just quit paying taxes

impulsive 01-26-2004 07:38 PM


Originally posted by NASTY HABIT
OK that does , I just quit paying taxes


DITTO!!!!!!

Reed Jensen 01-26-2004 07:40 PM

I keep wondering why immigrants keep coming here..... all of our jobs are going to China.... oh yeah... the welfare.... duh

NASTY HABIT 01-26-2004 08:04 PM


Originally posted by NASTY HABIT
OK that does , I just quit paying taxes
oops forgot the IT ....how bout a side of SH to go in front of IT. to

johnnyboatman 01-26-2004 08:08 PM

thats the dam truth:D

MitchStellin 01-26-2004 08:22 PM

I hear this is being drafted into the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats right, USA, and it is time we start looking out for number one. Do you think Drugs and Alcohol are ruining our Country? I am afraid it is our own generosity getting the best of us. It is one thing to allow people into our Country, that is a given, we just should stop paying for them to come here. We can't keep companies in our area because there are not enough gimmies for them to stay. I know of one tax burden that could fund a whole bunch of companies. I hope people start looking at this close as it will only get worse, it is basically a train wreck waiting to happen.

Shane 01-26-2004 08:32 PM


Originally posted by MitchStellin
I hear this is being drafted into the Constitution of the United States of America. Thats right, USA, and it is time we start looking out for number one. Do you think Drugs and Alcohol are ruining our Country? I am afraid it is our own generosity getting the best of us. It is one thing to allow people into our Country, that is a given, we just should stop paying for them to come here. We can't keep companies in our area because there are not enough gimmies for them to stay. I know of one tax burden that could fund a whole bunch of companies. I hope people start looking at this close as it will only get worse, it is basically a train wreck waiting to happen.
VERY well said Mitch!

Reed Jensen 01-26-2004 09:20 PM

Train wreck... hell.... we're experiencing a slow motion invasion by another country... pretty soon we will all have to learn how to speak Spanish... they are multiplying so rapidly they will soon outnumber English speakers here and will change the law that Spanish is the official language of the country. I propose that WE invade Mexico under the auspices that they are "building" weapons of mass destruction.hmmm Maybe I should have said "breeding" weapons... We are a nation of immigrants.... by my ancestors sure as hell didn't race across the border illegally. They applied for entrance to the country.


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