This one is for the Gals!!!!
 

> You Gals will like this one
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> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
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> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
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> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
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> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
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> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
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> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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> # 4 is hysterical!!

BG XO
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Why did God create women.... because sheep can't wash dishes! so there! nyah!:p

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Not Bad, For A GIRL:p

Hey, we'll give that to you. We still have the Uncensored Section though.:D

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Not funny. Too many hit close to the mark!

Golf buddy of mine had the wierdest experience he says that his wife passed away in bed and he didn't notice for 5 days. He said the sex was the same but the dishes kept pilling up.

Girls visit there too!!! :D :p ;)
Speaking of, I said this ones for the Gals, and all I got was replys from you Guys!! Come on ladies, where are you??:confused:
BG XO

All the girls have buggered off Bat girl! :p

:hothead: :confused: :eureka: :D

How many female members do we have here anyway? How about a forum section for the woman!!!
OSO needs a draw for the female boaters!!!

Thanks for the joke batgirl, I passed it along to Little East Coast b!!!

Batgirl,

Very cute, esp # 4!

Why don't you start an uncensored forum for the girls of OSO like EC said?

love them all..... but #4 is the best! :D :D :D

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They are doing dishes!!:eek: :p :D :D

Very funny Bat Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:D :D :D I agree #4 is the best of all!!

Too funny!!!!!!!!!!! The sad thing is, they are all SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

Terra ;)

Sorry I am late but I've been tied up in the uncensored section!:D

Keep them coming great hump day humor!

Julie

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Mitch don't discourage the Lady's from participating in the UC section.We encourage it as long as they don't post any picks of guys:D :D


Julie You spending too much time in the Uncensored Section:eek: Not you?:D :D

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...threadid=58961

#6 :D :D :D

JM94;)

#4 :D :D

You know what they say - scientist have proven that 95% of all women will, at some point in their lives, have intelligent DNA in their bodies. Unfortunately, most of them will spit it out.:D :D

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Your Naughty!;)

Julie

Batgirl

You should know that if you put something on this board and label it for one gender, the other gender is going to jump on it!!!! I thought they were pretty good until I got to #4, then I about fell out of my chair laughing!!!!

They deserve :D :D :D :D

I'm not real sure the girls on the board would like to see many of us naked on the UC section. More of us have 12 packs and kegs rather than 6pack abs........ Me included!

Looking forward to the Chillout this Saturday. Those of you driving in, Have a safe trip!!!

I liked them all !!!

Maureen

Can I watch?:p

I liked them all;)

I promise that if I post a naked pic of me in the uncensored section.... I'll have someone shave my back! :D

Why are there no pictures for the girls to look at?