This one is for the Gals!!!!
01-27-2004, 07:38 PM
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This one is for the Gals!!!!
> You Gals will like this one
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> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
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> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
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> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
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> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
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> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
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> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
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> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
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> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
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> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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> # 4 is hysterical!!
BG XO
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> 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
> (because they are plugged into a genius)
>
> 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
> (they don't have enough time)
>
> 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
> (they don't stop to ask directions)
>
> 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
> (because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
>
> (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
>
> 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
> (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
>
> 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
> (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
>
> 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
> (don't know.....it never happened)
>
> (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
>
> 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
> (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
>
>
> # 4 is hysterical!!
BG XO
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Last edited by BatGirl; 01-27-2004 at 07:40 PM.
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