Little Johnny Vulgarize
 

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the
animals. It was fascinating."

The Teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted the word
"fascinate."

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Philadelphia
Zoo
and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, again, that was good, Sally, but I wanted the word
"fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language.

She finally decided there was no way he could vulgarize the word
"fascinate", so, she called on him.

Johnny stood up by the side of his desk and said with a smile, "My
sister
has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her "tits" are so big, she can only

fasten 8."

you always put a smile on my face!!! :p :D ;)

2 FUNNY :D :D

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I give it a :D:D:D:D I like Johny :D

Little Johnny is my HERO!!!!

One morning little Johnny bet his teacher ten bucks she had a tatoo on her left "cheek". She was appalled, scolded him and sent him to the principal's office. The next morning he did the same thing,she was appalled but this time denied it and returned him to his seat. The third morning he bet her the ten bucks again, by now she was really annoyed and determined to get him to stop. So she took him into a corner, gently lifted her skirt, pulled her panties down aways to show him she did not have a tatoo. Johnny paid her the ten bucks. She called Johnny's father in to tell him of the entire incident. Johnny's father swore to himself and told the teacher, "damn, he bet me a hundred bucks he could get the teacher to drop her panties".

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