OT: Birthday's SUCK!
 

If I ever decide to acknowledge my birthday again, or worse make plans to celebrate it, someone SHOOT ME!

It was this past weekend and was a disaster...just like every past birthday since I was a small child (I can't actually remember a good one, but suppose they happened way, way back when).

This one started with a break-up between my girlfriend and I (a girl who owns a Cigarette Top Gun and loves speed). We broke-up the night before my birthday. Then things actually went DOWNHILL! :mad:

At least they only happen once a year. :p But, I'm only 31, so I probably will have to suffer through many, many more.... :(

Did you get a birthday present first??? .... I didn't think so... :mad:

Yeah. She also drives an Aston Martin. But, I actually liked her before I found out about the toys and that her idolization of Jenna Jameson...or her psychosis. :eek:

Maybe the next one will be less nuts...but I doubt it!

Yeh, really sorry to hear about the boat. I could put up with three or four personalities for a Top Gun. :D

Be strong, it'll be alright ....... damn, too bad about the boat

;)

Ok I am still thinking about the possibility of a threesome with Jenna Jamison. Oh and of course the things that that dirty DIRTY girl must have liked to do :D:D

Happy B-Day anyway.


Don't be to hard on yourself. There are lots of other girls out there that drive Aston Martins and Top Guns and love Porn stars. Just keep looking. I know I will.:D :D

Thirty one huh? Jee, that leaves the possibility open for countless more disasters. I hate them too. I don't even talk about them any more. Like everybody else said, too bad about the boat. Cheer up, maybe the next one will have a Tiger or Rough Rider. :)

Well the circumstances blow, but again, happy B-day.

Thanks for the support guys. But, as you can imagine, to give up a Top Gun owning, Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante driving, Jenna Jameson idolizing girl who works as an editior at a swimsuit magazine and once appeared in Playboy (she sounds great now that I write this), you know she had to BE CRAZY and had to have done something REALLY UNFORGIVEABLE! But, that's what happened. At this point, I'd settle for a "Normal" and "Easy to be Around" girl. :rolleyes:

Oh well. Just goes to prove that lots of people who look like the ones to idolize have severe issues as well. Besides, I couldn't play at her level and she thought that made it okay for her to treat me like a lesser individual. I can't put up with that.

Now, if only she were the single problem with the birthday. Unfortunately, even if things were perfect with her, my birthday still would have SUCKED! :mad: It was just a bad, bad day. At least it is OVER! :eek:

appeared in playboy eh? ok name.. link to her website(ya KNOW she has one somewhere)...

I know the feeling. I turned down worry-free living twice now due to nut-cases. Its not worth selling your soul or giving up your life or values. Been there.

Hey Miller,

Happy birthday! Is yours Feb 9th also?

Kurt :cool:

Happy B-Day Biggus! Mine was Feb 7th. Thankfully, I don't have another for 362 days!:D

As for her Playboy appearance it was only as a topless rollerblader in one of those "Girls of the Big Ten or PacTen...etc." issues. I don't remember which one, but it was about 8 or 9 years ago. So, it's not that big of a deal. :rolleyes:

that sux. My suggestion for this year would be to just date chicks and don't get seriously involved. Bang as many as possible and worry about yourself. Banging all kinds of women won't help you get over her but who cares your still banging chicks:D :D

sorry to hear Miller...Happy Birthday...belated
jim

Ouch man! Sorry it had to ruin your b-day, but with a repore like you say, doesn't sound like a loss.

Please take no offense, but simply from your description, she sounds like a bitsh!

Happy Birthday, and good luck with bigger and better things. :)

btw, is she on the board??? :eek:

She doesn't even know the board exists. If she did, she'd probably say it is "formage" and not come here anyway. She is too cool for something like OSO... :rolleyes:

We're talking about a girl who got her first Cigarette at 15 (a Top Gun no less) and a Ferrari Mondial at 16 (after she completed the racing course at Skip Barber). So, she thinks that her s**t doesn't stink. Well, I can tell you that it DOES! :mad:

What's bad is that breaking up with her was by no means the worst part of my B-Day! :eek:

Thanks for all the well-wishes. though. I appreciate it.

....ok, I'll ask...what's formage????:crazy:

..am I formage :D ??

yikes miller! i'm really sorry sweetie. i know you deserve much better......the best actually! you could always take a trip down to miami for the weekend for some quick "therapy". we'll be down there (not that this will be of much "healthy" help, but i think you know what i mean).

i'm here if ya want to give me the low down. if not.....i'm here anyway....:p

Sorry to hear about your problems man. But, if it helps,,, Happy Birthday.

I hear ya. Spoiled, rich bitshes are the worst. :mad:

Once again, sorry to hear it. Best of luck and cheer up! :)

I'm off for a few hours of full contact Brazilian jiu jitsu and Western boxing (a little MMA style). After 4-5 hours of whailing on people (or getting whomped) I'll be back to my normal, cheerful self!

Thanks for the invite Anna, but my sis has been sick lately and I have to go visit her this weekend and take her to the hospital all next week for treatment. So, no funs trips in the near future for me.

Come to think of it, compare to my sister and many more people, I have nothing to ***** about so I'm going to stop right now! ;)

Now, time to go train and train and train...I hope I get a partner I don't like. That might be fun! :D

Hi Miller, Sorry your Birthday wasn’t very memorable,,, well I guess it was, but not for the “right” reasons. It warms my heart to hear all of the support and “Brotherly” well wishing that the OSO fraternity has to offer. Such as “Sorry to hear about the boat” or how about “Miller, that is too bad about the boat” or “What color was the Boat” or “Wow does she post on OSO?” Don’t let anyone ever accuse the OSO members of being “Shallow & Hollow” they are a bunch of compassionate, caring people. LOL . The only genuine caring reply came from “Anna” as far as the other guys, it sure renewed my faith in the male species. I laughed harder, the more I read. Just remember, “Revenge comes in many forms” .

Philip

She's got to be crazy.. the proof is in the pudding... she drives an Aston Martin.... roflmao..

Quote from Miller: At this point, I'd settle for a "Normal" and "Easy to be Around" girl. ........... Miller... I have news for you.... Normal ,and Girl, are inherent contradictions! But I have to agree with the other posts... Spoiled little rich girls are the worst.... I know.. my last g/f was exactly that... came from a rich family... thought money just grew on trees.... she would have spent me into the poor house if I had let her... you are better off with out "Little Missy Rich Girl".

Ahhh....spoiled, came from a very rich family, very "upper crust".
Probably went to all the best boarding schools too.
Sounds like a high maintenance woman.

Sorry to hear she left you , but it seems to be for the best.

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

hey miller, is your sis going to be alright? geez, you do have a lot on your plate. that's really nice of you to go take care of her. "aawwee". you're sounding like a prince these days. shoot, florida will be there anytime anyway. good luck and best wishes to your sister.

troutly - hi there. yep, i'm still around. lots happening up here, ya know. are you going to be in miami? if so, i'd love to say hello to you and the mrs.

reed jensen - "I have news for you.... Normal ,and Girl, are inherent contradictions! " yikes! :( should the women of this board say "men, and intelligent words are inherent contraditions"? DUH!

Have as good a Birthday as you can Miller. A few advices picked up over the years;
My father told me the hardest way to earn money was to marry it, they have enough power even when they're broke.
They all are. (except my wife and BCC it looks like) :D

Hey Miller, Happy Birthday.

It will make you feel much better if you post a naked picture of her on here. Not for us mind you...just to cleanse your soul a bit. Ok...maybe for us too.:D

Happy Birthday Miller!
Don't worry about the flaky woman- they're plenty more out there (maybe the next one will have Skater!:p )

Just cuious....what did you decide to do about a dog?
Lots less problems with one of those!:D

Quote from Blonde cig chick... should the women of this board say "men, and intelligent words are inherent contraditions"? DUH! Don't mind my comment Cig Chick... I just don't care for the type of woman that Miller was going with... they all seem to have a heightened sense of entitlement based solely upon gender.

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Rumor has it that Jenna can do things with saliva that is beyond..well incredible....:crazy: :fish: :drool:

There are plenty of good women out there. However, very hard to find. Women like your ex will never be happy with anything from anyone at anytime...EVER!!!

The reason I said go out and bang chicks is because it worked for me. I got in shape, lost weight and started feeling better about myself.Don't lie to them, tell them the truth that you just got over a serious relationship and you just want to have fun. Some women will run but most will stick around for a while. Either way your being honest with them.

Now i have a good girl. Only problem is I gained 30lbs and have to lose it again:D . Go figure:rolleyes:

Happy Birthday Miller,

sorry about the bad day.

Mine was feb 9th turned 32

Continue your search for a SANE top gun owning aston martin driving pornstar lover!!!!

Dan

Turned 39 on February 4th.And you thought you had it bad.Miller atleast you still have your looks.I am quite simply a washed up old married dude;)

BTW, my wife has a thing for Anjelina Joli(sp) I dont hold that against her :D