Miller

If I ever decide to acknowledge my birthday again, or worse make plans to celebrate it, someone SHOOT ME!

It was this past weekend and was a disaster...just like every past birthday since I was a small child (I can't actually remember a good one, but suppose they happened way, way back when).

This one started with a break-up between my girlfriend and I (a girl who owns a Cigarette Top Gun and loves speed). We broke-up the night before my birthday. Then things actually went DOWNHILL!

At least they only happen once a year. But, I'm only 31, so I probably will have to suffer through many, many more....

Reed Jensen

Did you get a birthday present first??? .... I didn't think so...

Miller

Yeah. She also drives an Aston Martin. But, I actually liked her before I found out about the toys and that her idolization of Jenna Jameson...or her psychosis.

Maybe the next one will be less nuts...but I doubt it!

MitchStellin

Yeh, really sorry to hear about the boat. I could put up with three or four personalities for a Top Gun.

cigarette1

Be strong, it'll be alright ....... damn, too bad about the boat

Audiofn

Ok I am still thinking about the possibility of a threesome with Jenna Jamison. Oh and of course the things that that dirty DIRTY girl must have liked to do

Danny Usnik

Happy B-Day anyway.


Don't be to hard on yourself. There are lots of other girls out there that drive Aston Martins and Top Guns and love Porn stars. Just keep looking. I know I will.

Formula Outlaw

Thirty one huh? Jee, that leaves the possibility open for countless more disasters. I hate them too. I don't even talk about them any more. Like everybody else said, too bad about the boat. Cheer up, maybe the next one will have a Tiger or Rough Rider.

Sydwayz

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Well the circumstances blow, but again, happy B-day.

Miller

Thanks for the support guys. But, as you can imagine, to give up a Top Gun owning, Aston Martin DB7 Vantage Volante driving, Jenna Jameson idolizing girl who works as an editior at a swimsuit magazine and once appeared in Playboy (she sounds great now that I write this), you know she had to BE CRAZY and had to have done something REALLY UNFORGIVEABLE! But, that's what happened. At this point, I'd settle for a "Normal" and "Easy to be Around" girl.

Oh well. Just goes to prove that lots of people who look like the ones to idolize have severe issues as well. Besides, I couldn't play at her level and she thought that made it okay for her to treat me like a lesser individual. I can't put up with that.

Now, if only she were the single problem with the birthday. Unfortunately, even if things were perfect with her, my birthday still would have SUCKED! It was just a bad, bad day. At least it is OVER!