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Crazyhorse 02-10-2004 06:10 PM

OT-Yoko Ono
 
Has Yoko Ono gotten any better looking with age? The last time I saw here it looked like the UGLY tree fell on her and bounced a few times.
Has her singing improved over time? The last time I had the misfortune to hear her it sounded like two cats with their tails tied together and thrown over a clothesline.

Waterfoul 02-10-2004 06:13 PM

Put the pills down and step away from the glass of water.

Glad to see you got the cherry picker o.k. If you had waited about 15 minutes or so, I could have helped you.

Crazyhorse 02-10-2004 06:17 PM

I was on a mission. Not the same one the Blues Brothers were on though.

Waterfoul 02-10-2004 06:20 PM

A mission to hang out at Team Automotive? Drink their now day old coffee?

Crazyhorse 02-10-2004 06:22 PM

Nah, I went across the street to the Java Junction.
Don't worry, be happy. (look at me. I'm happy)

mcollinstn 02-10-2004 09:01 PM

Would you believe that:

* she has gotten uglier

* her singing is worse

* her English is worse

* her nipples got crookeder


Yuck-o Ugh-o

John must have been BLIND.

Crazyhorse 02-11-2004 07:10 PM

Yeah, I still can't figure out why a guy with a gun and two bullets left wouldn't empty the gun into the next nearest ugly, screaming "singer",,,,,,,,,

robyw1 02-11-2004 07:14 PM


Originally posted by mcollinstn
Would you believe that:

* she has gotten uglier

* her singing is worse

* her English is worse

* her nipples got crookeder


Yuck-o Ugh-o

John must have been BLIND.

He wasn't blind, just never lucid.

Roby

mopower 02-11-2004 07:23 PM

She must have been a good cook:D :D :D :D

Reed Jensen 02-11-2004 07:27 PM

OMG.... did you see what he divorced to marry Yoko?.... Yoko was a step up... funny but true....


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