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Old 02-10-2004, 06:10 PM
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Has Yoko Ono gotten any better looking with age? The last time I saw here it looked like the UGLY tree fell on her and bounced a few times.
Has her singing improved over time? The last time I had the misfortune to hear her it sounded like two cats with their tails tied together and thrown over a clothesline.
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:13 PM
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Put the pills down and step away from the glass of water.

Glad to see you got the cherry picker o.k. If you had waited about 15 minutes or so, I could have helped you.
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Old 02-10-2004, 06:17 PM
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I was on a mission. Not the same one the Blues Brothers were on though.
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A mission to hang out at Team Automotive? Drink their now day old coffee?
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Nah, I went across the street to the Java Junction.
Don't worry, be happy. (look at me. I'm happy)
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Would you believe that:

* she has gotten uglier

* her singing is worse

* her English is worse

* her nipples got crookeder


Yuck-o Ugh-o

John must have been BLIND.
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Yeah, I still can't figure out why a guy with a gun and two bullets left wouldn't empty the gun into the next nearest ugly, screaming "singer",,,,,,,,,
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Originally posted by mcollinstn
Would you believe that:

* she has gotten uglier

* her singing is worse

* her English is worse

* her nipples got crookeder


Yuck-o Ugh-o

John must have been BLIND.
He wasn't blind, just never lucid.

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She must have been a good cook
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OMG.... did you see what he divorced to marry Yoko?.... Yoko was a step up... funny but true....
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