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Reed Jensen 02-15-2004 03:50 PM

Yeah "R" I've got a picture of her in her car... headed toward my bank... you have to look closely to see her...

MitchStellin 02-15-2004 06:29 PM

Hey Mile, good job, does she have a sister, a friend, or if she is the normal age you find how does her mom look? I am serious. How about Robs sled, should I ask for you?

traviss 02-15-2004 07:39 PM

Single and loving it :D I don't need no chick telling me what to do :D When I see a chick all i want to see is the top of her head :D

R Addiction 02-15-2004 08:21 PM


Originally posted by traviss
Single and loving it :D I don't need no chick telling me what to do :D When I see a chick all i want to see is the top of her head :D
Traviss, You like women with bald spots...Huh?:p

Gordo 02-15-2004 10:47 PM

Some time ago I went in search of a hot blond. My search involved a number wild parties and a lot of Captain Morgan. I searched long and hard for this "Hottie Blond".

I failed.

Then, while considering my depressing state of celibacy, I happen to meet a beautiful young lady who lives about 100 miles out in da sticks, spends almost no time on the internet, loves string bikinis, and has yet to ask me how much money I make or if I would like to travel with her to romantic destinations. She loves to go fast and doesn't worry about breaking a nail. She knows nothing about boats, but while I was reading the latest Powerboat Magazine, she looked over my shoulder at some of the pages and points to two boats saying, "Now THOSE look like fun!" One was a Cigarette 38 TG, the other was a Randy Sicsm MTI cat.
I'm thinking she has excellent taste...
For Valentines day, I wanted to send flowers, but she said she had meetings on Friday. So I sent her a dozen on Thursday. Then I found out where her meetings were on Friday and sent another dozen.
She showed up at my house Friday evening with chocolate covered strawberries and candles.
Later we went out with some friends. There were discussions among the other couples about what the girls had received for Valentines day. When the discussion turned to roses, (and the costs of them), I made a joke saying I could have a pair of Lab finished 5 blade props for what her roses cost. She smiles, looks at me and says, "You treat me this good, I'll buy you props".
<Swoon!!!>
Saturday we snuggled in front of a movie and had chocolate covered strawberries and wine by candle light. It was a great weekend.

BTW, She's a strawberry blond... ;)

Reed Jensen 02-15-2004 11:33 PM

Hey Gordo... come to LA... I'll slap you back into reality! :p

ActiveFun 02-15-2004 11:54 PM

Hey Gordo,
Sounds like a fairytale and I don't believe a word of it. Are you engaged yet??

firstmate38 02-16-2004 12:53 AM

Alone:mad: He's in Daytona , so the girls had to go out.

traviss 02-16-2004 04:35 PM


Originally posted by R Addiction
Traviss, You like women with bald spots...Huh?:p
AHHHHH Thats just wrong LOL! I like em older but not that old :D :D

Pointerman 02-16-2004 04:52 PM


Originally posted by R Addiction
Valentines Day??? When the Hell was tha..............OH SH#T!!!

Funny!


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