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Clay Washington 02-20-2004 01:42 AM

OT- Yankee or Dixie
 
Yankee or Dixie?

85% (Dixie). Did you have any Confederate ancestors? :D

X-Rated30 02-20-2004 02:56 AM

I got 86%, but those people don't know what the hell they are talking about. The correct answers don't even appear for some...

-The answer to #9 is obviously a po-boy...

-The answer to #11 is pronounced "tenny shoes"...

-A drive through liquor store is called "a drive thru liquor store" -- we know, we invented it for the alcoholic on the go...

Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy??? I grew up playing with doodle bugs, and my mama told me what they were -- You sayin' my MAMA was stupid, yankee-boy???:hothead:

tds69 02-20-2004 04:19 AM

62% here Clay;)

mama tryed 02-20-2004 04:29 AM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
I got 86%, but those people don't know what the hell they are talking about. The correct answers don't even appear for some...

-The answer to #9 is obviously a po-boy...

-The answer to #11 is pronounced "tenny shoes"...

-A drive through liquor store is called "a drive thru liquor store" -- we know, we invented it for the alcoholic on the go...

Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy??? I grew up playing with doodle bugs, and my mama told me what they were -- You sayin' my MAMA was stupid, yankee-boy???:hothead:




It appears that Someone has forgottn his Medication this Morning. :D

BadDog 02-20-2004 05:28 AM

43% Yankee. Half of my adult life in Kentucky and half in Michigan.

Indy 02-20-2004 06:00 AM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
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Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy??? I grew up playing with doodle bugs, and my mama told me what they were -- You sayin' my MAMA was stupid, yankee-boy???:hothead: [/B]
Hang in there KS30...the "drive thru liquor store" will be open soon :p :p :D :D

nolimits 02-20-2004 06:14 AM

Now here's a thread worth poofing.....

Playn 02-20-2004 06:54 AM

67% Dixie.........from Michigan:rolleyes:

impulsive 02-20-2004 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by KaamaScarab30


Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy??? I grew up playing with doodle bugs, and my mama told me what they were -- You sayin' my MAMA was stupid, yankee-boy???:hothead:


:D :D

Steve_H 02-20-2004 07:05 AM

69% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!
this is serious business in some southern states :eek:

cuda 02-20-2004 07:34 AM

65% Dixie

cuda 02-20-2004 07:56 AM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30


Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy??? I grew up playing with doodle bugs, and my mama told me what they were -- You sayin' my MAMA was stupid, yankee-boy???:hothead:

My 100% redneck swamp woman, Debbie, agrees with you. Did you ever take a stick and make circles around the doodle bug hole, chanting some sort of rhyme?:)

Tricky919 02-20-2004 08:05 AM

52% Barely into the dixie catagory, from NY.

cuda 02-20-2004 08:23 AM

After spending the last 7 years with a girl who I belive has been out of the state twice in her life, I can say they left out some questions. I have lived 46 or my 48 years in the south, and I have been enlightened to the true southern venacular.

1 What is the rolling device you put you groceries in at the store? Cart? Buggy? I have always called it a cart. Deb says everyone knows it's a buggy.

2 What do you do with a button, such as panic button? I have always pressed button, Deb says you mash buttons. You also mash the brakes on a car.

3 Terra firma is not called the ground. It is refered to as the dirt, grass or not, as " I knocked him to the dirt".

4 When out in the boat when the weather turns bad, you don't request to go back to land or the ramp or the boat launch. The proper demand is "Take me back to the hill!", even if the ramp is six inches above sea level.

5 An animal is not malnourished or skinny, it is "poor".

6 The ground along the highway is the "road ditch", regardless of whether there is an actual ditch there or not.

7 Limerock road is a "rock road".

8 A paved road is "the hard road".

9 A dog of questional ancestry is refered to as a "****eater". I have two of them.

10 An extension cord is a "drop cord".

There are many others but I gotten so used to hearing them that they don't stick out in my mind anymore.

:)

X-Rated30 02-20-2004 09:22 AM


Originally posted by Troutly
You gals from the south want to try again in another war :p :p
What do you mean ANOTHER war -- the last one ain't over, yet.:rolleyes:

CigDaze 02-20-2004 11:46 AM

I call Bullschit on this one! :mad:

"45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category."

I don't think so. :mad:


:D :D

Ron P 02-20-2004 11:46 AM

50% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

I take this as an insult. I should be 100% yankee.

Phantom1 02-20-2004 12:17 PM


Originally posted by Ron P
50% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

That will come in handy in Charleston, SC for the Miami/NY race. :D :D

I scored a 75% - about where I should be I guess.:)

X-Rated30 02-20-2004 12:20 PM


Originally posted by Troutly
LOL....you are right....we are STILL kicking your ass :D :D
...he said as he huddled inside, hiding from the frigid weather...:D

By the way, where were the last 3 presidents from? Hell, there hasn't been a yankee president since 1953. And how did his presidency end? Shot in Dallas, and a Texan took over.

Now, who is kicking who's ass? I forget...:rolleyes:

FeverFan 02-20-2004 01:14 PM

100% (Dixie). Is General Lee your father?

No shock to me!!!!! And proud of it! :D

They didn't even have the right answer to this question:
17. What's it called when you throw toilet paper over a house?

It's called wrapping a house. :rolleyes:

This one cracked me up:
13. What's that road along an Interstate highway?
Answer: Local use in Houston and eastern Great Lakes.

Indy 02-20-2004 01:19 PM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
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By the way, where were the last 3 presidents from? Hell, there hasn't been a yankee president since 1953. And how did his presidency end? Shot in Dallas, and a Texan took over.
[/B]
Yeah...and they've done one heck of a job :rolleyes:

FeverFan 02-20-2004 01:38 PM


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
The answer to #11 is pronounced "tenny shoes"...
You got that right! :D


Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
Don't f@cking tell me what a doodle bug is... I KNOW what a doodle bug is. You callin' me stupid, yankee-boy???
LMAO, It is a damn doodle bug.

Ron P 02-20-2004 02:43 PM

I had no idea what a doodle bug was.

Sounds like something ya shoot at.:eek:

Reed Jensen 02-20-2004 04:18 PM


Originally posted by cuda
My 100% redneck swamp woman, Debbie, agrees with you. Did you ever take a stick and make circles around the doodle bug hole, chanting some sort of rhyme?:)
What kinda redneck are you... them's is "tater bugs" evera one... knows... they's 'tater bugs... !

Reed Jensen 02-20-2004 04:22 PM

58% Dixie here.... I guess it's cause my Mama's fambly wuz frum So. Carolina... and they's wuz cuzzins too..... :rolleyes:

SOX 02-20-2004 11:30 PM

60% dixie but I've lived on both coasts, North, and south so I guess I'm a true MUTT! So be it... at least I never lived in Texas :D just kidding :rolleyes:

KH0302 02-21-2004 06:49 AM

86% (Dixie). Did you have any Confederate ancestors?

I was born in Missouri, all my relatives are from Mo. and Nebraska, but we moved down heah when I was 3.

MACDAD260 02-21-2004 07:24 AM

39% Yankee. One of them there Great Lakes Yankees!

Cuda, I call 'em Drop Cords, too. :cool:

epeek 02-21-2004 08:57 AM

44% Yankee. WTF, I,ve lived in N.Y. all my life.
And what the hell is a bug that rolls in a ball?
How the Hell should I know. The only good bug,is a dead bug! We step on them first, then look at the guts later.

mcollinstn 02-21-2004 12:17 PM

73% Dixie - and I didn;t even use y'all

Clay Washington 02-21-2004 06:07 PM


Originally posted by Too Old
Yankee.....
I think you mean D A M N Y A N K E E :D

fastedy 02-22-2004 01:10 PM

92% (Dixie). Is General Lee your father?

How did it know?

Eddie

bojoe2 02-22-2004 01:32 PM

well im 46 % yankee and i know im 100% yankee i here it every day i have a lot of southern rebels that work for me and there great guys but they remind me every day im a yankee! for example. quotes " raise some caine" "all tord up" "down yunder" that is some dixie sayings i hear everyday.


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