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impulsive 03-01-2004 09:09 PM

Performance Boats on Average Joe
 
The dude from Florida is taking her on a performance boat. Not sure what kind yet.

JROMY 03-01-2004 09:15 PM

According the the dude from Florida, it was a "ride in a Cigarette boat"....Must be the new Cigarette Cat!:D

impulsive 03-01-2004 09:18 PM


Originally posted by JROMY
According the the dude from Florida, it was a "ride in a Cigarette boat"....Must be the new Cigarette Cat!:D
I was just thinking the same thing:D :D

Guess it is true what they say about Cigarette boats being the general term for any powerboat!

What was it a Skater???

impulsive 03-01-2004 09:20 PM

This Boston accent is killing me:D :D

Clay 03-01-2004 09:25 PM

new speed record the dude said they did 100000MPH

glassdave 03-01-2004 09:29 PM


Originally posted by Clay
new speed record the dude said they did 100000MPH
ahh . . that solves it . .could only have been a Fountain or an OuterLimits than. . .

BTJ88 03-01-2004 09:34 PM

It was a Motion called AIRIDISE or pAIRidise or something like that.

impulsive 03-01-2004 09:35 PM

Beiinnnnn in Fenwayyy Paaaahhhkkkk with Marissaaaa and Waaakfild was wicked pissaaaaa.:D :D

JROMY 03-01-2004 09:35 PM


Originally posted by glassdave
ahh . . that solves it . .could only have been a Fountain on an OuterLimits than. . .

LOL :p

impulsive 03-01-2004 09:36 PM


Originally posted by BTJ88
It was a Motion.
Sure they are real happy he called it a Cigarette!:rolleyes:

FeverFan 03-01-2004 10:04 PM


Originally posted by JROMY
According the the dude from Florida, it was a "ride in a Cigarette boat"....Must be the new Cigarette Cat!:D
That's what I was thinking too. :rolleyes: :D

This coming from a Ft. Lauderdale guy no less. :D

FeverFan 03-01-2004 10:05 PM


Originally posted by impulsive
This Boston accent is killing me:D :D
Don't y'all all sound like that? :D :D

Formula Outlaw 03-01-2004 10:07 PM

Can't believe you guys were actually watching that....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I was watching the OCC boys build Jay Leno's bike.:cool: :cool:

BTJ88 03-01-2004 10:11 PM

I wasn't. But my wife was, and whenever she sees a boat on TV she yells at me to come see it. (isn't she great!)

R Addiction 03-01-2004 11:24 PM


Originally posted by BTJ88
I wasn't. But my wife was, and whenever she sees a boat on TV she yells at me to come see it. (isn't she great!)
Thats the only reason I was watching! (Come on guys....she is a peice 'O' A$$!!)

impulsive 03-01-2004 11:48 PM


Originally posted by FeverFan
Don't y'all all sound like that? :D :D
Come on fever. You cant make fun of my accent after you use y'all in a sentence.:D :D

WILDMAN 03-02-2004 12:17 AM

Can you believe that guy left because she dated Fabio! He says to the camera " Put yourself in my place, what would you do?" What would I do? Hell I'd still do her!That guy definitely has a small dick or something!

FeverFan 03-02-2004 05:58 AM


Originally posted by impulsive
Come on fever. You cant make fun of my accent after you use y'all in a sentence.:D :D
You like that? :D :D That's a good word! :cool:

FeverFan 03-02-2004 05:59 AM


Originally posted by WILDMAN
Can you believe that guy left because she dated Fabio! He says to the camera " Put yourself in my place, what would you do?" What would I do? Hell I'd still do her!That guy definitely has a small dick or something!
Guess he is as shallow as she is. :D

That was a stupid reason. :rolleyes: She is HOT! :drool:

GLH 03-02-2004 07:11 AM


Originally posted by Formula Outlaw
Can't believe you guys were actually watching that...
No kidding.
People begging for their 15 minutes, that don't deserve 10 seconds.

Tim G. 03-02-2004 07:48 AM

Yeah Yeah...
But that boat thing made me nuts.
He's from Florida and called that Motion a Cig...
But did you notice the couple shots from a V hull? Quick but strange...
Both of the boats are local charter guys..
The Motion runs out of the Boca Hotel right at the Boca Inlet.
I've seen the V briefly before near the Cove in Deerfield..

Gil is a sphincter boy.

Ironmanwb 03-02-2004 11:11 AM

Yeah the florida boy must be one insucure ***. I f she told me she dated fabio I would have laughed my a$$ off just like I did last night when that "big twist" happened.

Think about it she dated some super human chip-in-dale and now she wants to bang you instead.... and the dude says no because why.... I just don't get it

Havasu Cig 03-02-2004 11:28 AM

I did not watch the show, but it does seem like all non-boaters call most big boats Cigarettes.

More than once while putting fuel in the boat I have had someone ask me "Is that your Cigarette boat". When i answer yes they ask "who makes it". I tell them Cigarette, and they get a confused look on their face.

I did have one guy ask me if it was a Scarab once though:confused: :D

sean stinson 03-02-2004 11:42 AM


Originally posted by FeverFan
You like that? :D :D That's a good word! :cool:

My wife uses y'all quite well in a sentence. As well she has quite the extensive vocabulary from Texas.

:eek: :p :D :cool:

tomtbone1993 03-02-2004 11:47 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Havasu Cig
[B]I did not watch the show, but it does seem like all non-boaters call most big boats Cigarettes.

More than once while putting fuel in the boat I have had someone ask me "Is that your Cigarette boat". When i answer yes they ask "who makes it". I tell them Cigarette, and they get a confused look on their face.

All performance boats are Cigarette boats, also don't forget we all are drug loards, I smuggle drugs across the lake every Sunday, from one end to the other!!!!!!!!

FeverFan 03-02-2004 12:04 PM


Originally posted by sean stinson
My wife uses y'all quite well in a sentence. As well she has quite the extensive vocabulary from Texas.

:eek: :p :D :cool:

Gotta love those Texas women! :D

impulsive 03-02-2004 01:02 PM


Originally posted by Ironmanwb
Yeah the florida boy must be one insucure ***. I f she told me she dated fabio I would have laughed my a$$ off just like I did last night when that "big twist" happened.

Think about it she dated some super human chip-in-dale and now she wants to bang you instead.... and the dude says no because why.... I just don't get it

I don't get it either:confused: Atleast bang her a couple of times for christs sakes:D

DoTheMath 03-02-2004 01:46 PM

AND, did anyone notice that during that short clip on the show, the sound of the boat went from an I/O to outboards!?!?!? What the hell was THAT all about...!?:rolleyes: :D

Impulsive - I agree... Who cares who she dated before, just nail her a few times - so you can see what she's like, and say that you did - then dump her! :crazy:

Joe Todesca 03-02-2004 02:19 PM

More then once I'v had people say " You race those Cigar Boats"!!!! Jo

GO4BROKE 03-02-2004 07:06 PM

Outboard powered cig cat. One of a kind!

GLH 03-02-2004 07:12 PM

-Is that one of them there Cigar boat?
-I don't think so, I don't know.
-How come it says Cigarette on the side?
-Does it really wow... I guess it is then, thanks buddy.

Formula Outlaw 03-02-2004 09:44 PM

If I ever read that someone in this forum was watching "Rosie", I might shoot myself.

JROMY 03-02-2004 09:50 PM

I think the OCC boys were on a commercial....I really hope....ok.... the broad was really hot! :p :rolleyes: :eek:


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