What Religion is Your Bra?
 

> What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of
this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes?
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs..
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up! --

LMAO!!!!!

LMAO! :D :D :D

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Too funny! :D :D

I'll take some nice firm B's please.. .:D :D :D

My FAVORITE B's of them all.. :D :D

My favorite set of F's.....
 

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Nice FULL set of Can't complains,, bordering on DANG'S..

5'2"-5'7" 34-24-34 big b-small c = perfect I'm not picky

WOW--What would double Bs look like???

Curious eyes want to know:confused: :D ;) :crazy:

some double B's or D's,,, ah what the hell take your choice..

here are some BB's...:D

Most Double Dangs,, are really F's in disguise.. :rolleyes: :D

As a representative of the blue hair group from Florida...Yes that pair or QUADRASET would make dooo..:D :D

yup,,, BBBB"S

Damn.. Tough to tell which is which.. someone put brown hair on Nikki...:D :D

ahhhhh.... the Hilton sisters.... little rich "bad girls"... seen on the sunset stip all the time.... tisk tisk tisk...

Here we have some " NATURAL " Double Dang's displayed.. :D

Reed,,, dude,, your slipping,, your down to 21.1 posts per day,, what up wit that ?? are the pictures slowing you down.. :p :p :D :D

Baja-Daze's new woman Maria, sporting her " mighty " A's... :D :D

P.S. Hey Nick,, maybe by the time she hits 13 she'll have a set.. :p :p :D :D

Nothing wrong with that! :D :D :D

12 will getcha 20,, there buddy.. :p :p :p :p :D :D

I like the Atheist bra....don't believe in them. Where is Cat now:D :D

HMMMMM,,,,, there's something to that... ::eureka: :eureka:

Here is Anna when we need her???

Chris====Wake up////...

MAKES ME WANT TO LEARN MY A,B,C'S ALL OVER AGAIN!

sorry for screaming, I got kinda excited there

Go to the Uncensored section for the ABC thread, it will make you learn the right way.:D

leave it to me to start another Boob thread :D :D :D :D

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And just which one are you, Miss Wasabe?????;)

For proper respect, shouldn't that be "Which two (2) are you???"...;) :confused:

My apologies, you are entirely correct.

:D :D :D :cool: :cool: wasabe jest right C C C what the wife has

Here is a VERY nice set of " E "'s:D :D