Dear Abbey...
03-08-2004, 11:28 AM
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Shane -- I know Abby and she agreed to write you a response:
"Dear Shane in NY,
I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.
Good luck,
Abby "
Straight from the horse's mouth.
"Dear Shane in NY,
I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.
Good luck,
Abby "
Straight from the horse's mouth.
03-08-2004, 12:23 PM
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Sound advice from a wise old man!
Sound advice from a wise old man!
03-08-2004, 12:34 PM
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Shane
Three words: secret boat account.
I'm sure the national divorce rate would jump higher if some of our wives knew what we REALLY spent on boating
Good luck & never give up!!
Three words: secret boat account.
I'm sure the national divorce rate would jump higher if some of our wives knew what we REALLY spent on boating
Good luck & never give up!!
03-08-2004, 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by KaamaScarab30
Shane -- I know Abby and she agreed to write you a response:
"Dear Shane in NY,
I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.
Good luck,
Abby "
Straight from the horse's mouth.
Shane -- I know Abby and she agreed to write you a response:
"Dear Shane in NY,
I can see how your significant other might not understand your needs, but that should not deter you. You are a grown adult and as such, you are the master of your destiny. If that floating piece of motorized art doesn't fit into her plans, it would seem you have only two choices -- divorce or "roofies" in her drink. Since divorce is expensive and messy, I would lean toward the "roofies" option. Put a couple in her drink, and get her to sign on the dotted line. Forty bucks and a slight hangover is a small price to pay for marital bliss.
Good luck,
Abby "
Straight from the horse's mouth.
How can I repay you for the words of wisdom you have be so gracious to share with us from the wisest of advisors?
No payment shall be significant enough.
03-08-2004, 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by formulaz583
Is Denooyer gonna replace King Sting? or is he just gonna "putt" around in his Gentry boat?
Is Denooyer gonna replace King Sting? or is he just gonna "putt" around in his Gentry boat?
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03-08-2004, 12:48 PM
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This is the one that is currently on Lake George that is FAST!
http://www.vandamwoodcraft.com/frame...arindexmm.html
http://www.vandamwoodcraft.com/frame...arindexmm.html
03-08-2004, 12:53 PM
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Shane,
I am sure you were no serious about the "only boat to break 100 at Lake Tahoe".... were you?
If you were, please give Harold Cornelius of Discovery Bay a call, I am pretty sure that he has been over 100 at Tahoe in his 32' Skater "Freedom".
A couple of years ago there was also a 40' Skater there for the Poker Runs West Event that was leading Freedom around, so I am sure that one also broke 100.
Rick
I am sure you were no serious about the "only boat to break 100 at Lake Tahoe".... were you?
If you were, please give Harold Cornelius of Discovery Bay a call, I am pretty sure that he has been over 100 at Tahoe in his 32' Skater "Freedom".
A couple of years ago there was also a 40' Skater there for the Poker Runs West Event that was leading Freedom around, so I am sure that one also broke 100.
Rick
03-08-2004, 12:54 PM
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Originally posted by formulaz583
"Blue Star"??? Hard to believe that boat is fast, but looks can be deceiving
"Blue Star"??? Hard to believe that boat is fast, but looks can be deceiving
