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Old 03-16-2004, 11:46 PM
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'Some dude named Bulldog owns it and its never been in the water'
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:50 AM
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1981/2003
This is the best one so far
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Old 03-17-2004, 11:55 AM
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Originally posted by Bulldog
'Some dude named Fred that works at Burger King owns it and it's never been in the water....'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OOOOPPPPPSSS....



nevermind

LMAO!!!!!
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:33 PM
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Originally posted by Bulldog
'Some dude named Fred that works at Burger King owns it and it's never been in the water....'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OOOOPPPPPSSS....



nevermind
Brilliant!
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:51 PM
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Originally posted by SS930

Sorry, could not help myself.

Sorry - but I couldn't help myself!
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:29 PM
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I always like the Picture's thay send you of a boat. Never much detail....
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:03 PM
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"Um, well, I dont have a $100 digital camera to take a picture of my $200,000.00 Boat, Is there any way you can just come out and look at it and make me an offer?"
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:05 PM
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Another one from the buyers side...This is a personal favorate!

"I could go to Florida and get that same boat for half the price!"

Ba Bye! Send me a postcard Blow Hard!
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:14 PM
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If some of you have done this then I apologise.

When someone is listing the compass, depth finder, trim tabs, cleats, and other standard equipment that 99% of all boats have on them already as "special" options.

Thats really reaching for to try to differentiate the boat from others.
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Old 03-17-2004, 02:23 PM
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"Now that you have purchased the boat, how are you going to get it home...Oh, No the trailer doesnt come with it...Thats extra"

I know of a broker that actually pulled that one!
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