Your mama blows so much Toro hired her for product development!!!

She's soooo fat, her waist line is the equator!

Her blood type is Rockyroad!

when she wears high heals she strikes oil

That first syllable of your sentence says excactly where my name comes from!

as in HMMMer?

Hey Impulsive you live in Boston, Go get drunk with the rest of city why don't ya!

Now you've gotten the idea.

Can we move north of Key West please

Here is something green for you yellow bellied sap suckers

I resent that comment. You are stereotyping an entire city because of our Irish heritage. Boston is not full of a bunch of drunks. I mean, well maybe a few, no not really, errr, umm well ......... Ah F#%k it your right.. Ah screw it, I'm going out and getting cocked. Then when I'm drunk i'm going to go knock over mail boxes!!