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JUST FRED

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he
decides he might give the fellow a break and write him
out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man
his name. "Fred," he replies."Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.
When the officer presses him for a last name, the man
tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but
plays along with it.
"Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"
The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I
was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The
kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to
myself. I studied hard! and got good grades.

When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a
doctor. I went through college medical school,
internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD.

After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided
to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all
the way through school, got my degree so I was now
Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS.

Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around
with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred
Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out
about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the
ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took
away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then
the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears laughing