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open87 04-04-2004 06:33 AM

manatees in new orleans, wonderfull
 
this is in today's paper.hey florida, your cows came over here - come get um..:rolleyes:

http://www.nola.com/news/t-p/index.s...2504107950.xml

"manatees, proceed with caution" signs , next thing the lake will turn into a no wake zone:mad: jimmy buffet better keep him and his cronies in cheeseburger paradise:eek:

Formula Outlaw 04-04-2004 07:46 AM

When the "Save the Manatee Club" terrorists get wind of this, you have NO idea what you are in for. It is a 24/7, 365 day battle with those rubberheads here in Florida. They are the biggest liars, worst zealots in this country. Their unannounced objective is to eliminate pleasure boating in Florida. I would not be surprised if they would eliminate "humans" from Florida. Their idiotic, completely factless based lawsuits are holding up thousands ot dock permits in Charlotte Harbor, they got the Feds involved which has just mushroomed into a nighmare.

Someone came up with the brilliant idea of doing a study on the harmful effects that too many Manatees would have by eating all the sea grass and leaving none of all the little fishies that depend on that for survival. Has thrown a tremendous new monkey wrench into the war against the Save the Manatee Club, and trust me it has turned into a war.

CAP071 04-04-2004 09:26 AM

jimmy buffet better keep him and his cronies in cheeseburger paradise


:D :D :D :D

Danny_Ocean 04-04-2004 10:05 AM


this is in today's paper.hey florida, your cows came over here - come get um..
Hmm...just gave me a brilliant idea. If we capture the manatees and "export" them far, far away...(kinda like when you catch the neighbors cat in your garden), we could still SAVE the manantees and get rid of these no-wake zones.

Too bad they're not good eatin'.

D. Ocean
Pompano Beach, FLA

Formula Outlaw 04-04-2004 10:07 AM

"Who says they're not":D :D

JPD Motorsports 04-04-2004 10:28 AM

Manatee burgers anyone?? kinda like chicken:D :D

CustomRigger101 04-04-2004 10:31 AM

only protested animal no for the americas.. think they are from asia???

Mr. Demeanor 04-04-2004 10:38 AM


Originally posted by Danny_Ocean
Hmm...just gave me a brilliant idea. If we capture the manatees and "export" them far, far away...(kinda like when you catch the neighbors cat in your garden), we could still SAVE the manantees and get rid of these no-wake zones.

Too bad they're not good eatin'.

D. Ocean
Pompano Beach, FLA

How do you think they got to New Orleans?

dockrocker 04-04-2004 12:21 PM

Maybe we could ship'em all to France?

Reed Jensen 04-04-2004 01:16 PM

Yeah.... the French will eat anything... snails... frogs legs.... turtle eggs..... send them there....:crazy:

dockrocker 04-04-2004 01:56 PM

Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys won't mind all the manatees - you can bet they're all blowboaters anyway!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...fsurrender.jpg

Reed Jensen 04-04-2004 02:12 PM

Don't be so down on blowboaters... being on a blow boat can be fun too... you can balance your drink on any flat surface and it won't fall off... there is no need for protecting your eyes from wind hitting you in the face... there are lots of places to hang your wet clothes to dry after a powerboat goes by.... :eureka:

dockrocker 04-04-2004 02:14 PM

My father-in-law has a blowboat - I tell him that sailing is the fine art of getting soaking wet while going nowhere at 2 knots. :D

GregP 04-04-2004 05:07 PM

Better they go West than North!!

open87 04-04-2004 10:06 PM

funny thing is there are more blow boaters in the lake than power boats. hmmmm , will be interesting to say the least:rolleyes: :D :D

dangerkitty2 04-05-2004 08:25 AM

they came form the West Indies

Stillcrazy 04-05-2004 08:45 AM

Send them to India. Everthing elsse is going there.They would SAVE them as sacred,Maybe we could outsourse the Save the Manatee club too

dyno 04-05-2004 09:10 AM

send them to Mexico with all the Jobs!!If you grill them and serve then with rice and beans I hear they arent bad!!!


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