Hump Day!...The Alpha Bull
04-28-2004, 04:00 PM
#1
Rough Seas Lie Ahead
Gold MemberThread Starter
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Virginia Beach, VA
Posts: 2,465
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Hump Day!...The Alpha Bull
The Alpha Bull
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'em till I run'em off or kill'em, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS!"
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have a few cows now and then to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fella's (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep MY few cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an 18-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-A-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4,700 chiseled pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point causing it to creek & moan.
First Bull: "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for any kind of argument."
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting swaying back & forth.
First Bull: "Son what the heck are you a doin', let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have
some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!!!"
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.
First Bull: "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't givin' him any of mine."
Second Bull: "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here 3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll fight 'em till I run'em off or kill'em, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS!"
Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have a few cows now and then to "take care of". I may not be as big as you fella's (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep MY few cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an 18-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest Son-of-A-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4,700 chiseled pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point causing it to creek & moan.
First Bull: "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend."
Second Bull: "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking for any kind of argument."
They look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting swaying back & forth.
First Bull: "Son what the heck are you a doin', let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have
some of your cows and live to tell about it."
Third Bull: "Hell, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'M a bull!!!"
Last edited by Reckless32; 04-28-2004 at 04:04 PM.
04-28-2004, 04:14 PM
#2
Registered
That's great.
Here's one with a very important lesson.
A muture bull elk and young spike elk are walking through the woods. They come to the top of large hill overlooking a huge valley. Down in the valley the young bull spots a lagre herd of cow elk. He says excitedly to the large bull "big bull, big bull look at all those cows down there lets run down there really fast and then F#ck one of 'em" The big bull laughs and says "Why don't we walk down there and f#ck 'em all"
What a great lesson !! Rember boys walk don't run.
Here's one with a very important lesson.
A muture bull elk and young spike elk are walking through the woods. They come to the top of large hill overlooking a huge valley. Down in the valley the young bull spots a lagre herd of cow elk. He says excitedly to the large bull "big bull, big bull look at all those cows down there lets run down there really fast and then F#ck one of 'em" The big bull laughs and says "Why don't we walk down there and f#ck 'em all"
What a great lesson !! Rember boys walk don't run.
