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stecz20 05-02-2004 10:40 PM

cuda
 
i just wanted to let you guys know that cuda is not who he says he is. cuda, is really lpa, lpa is really winston, and winston is catmando..which brings us back to cuda, what bothers me about cuda, is not his irritable bowel syndrome, or his cross dressing. its i just wish he would be upfront with us who he really is, and its ok that you role with a bayliner. we will except you and love you for who you really are. your buddy Mr. Wonderful

Chris L 05-02-2004 10:44 PM

What is wrong with inbreeding!Sorry wrong thread.:confused:

eyezlee 05-02-2004 11:42 PM

you have cuda confused with shorgasm.

Chris L 05-02-2004 11:47 PM

Shoregasm? Sounds like a octopus washed up on share
with its testicles handing out. (tentacles sorry):confused:

Formula Outlaw 05-03-2004 08:22 AM

There is only one Cuda and that be him.................:)

stecz20 05-03-2004 10:05 AM

one cuda is all we can take... imagine all the fiber pills for two cudas.. poor old guy...

RollWithIt 05-03-2004 11:48 AM

Maybe somebody cloned him. A Cudaclone. Or a Mini-cuda?? :eek: :crazy:

Phknlwyr 05-03-2004 01:33 PM

Cuda, pay Stezzy no mind. He is merely lashing out at his loved ones to make up for hs feelings of anxiety and inadequacy leading up to his nuptials this weekend. Imagine Jen's shock (well, laughter actually) when she sees Dave in his full glory for the first time - fat rolls and all - only to realize that he does not have a "600hp doggy" under his hood, but a 1976 90hp Evinrude. By then, she is roped in for the long haul. So, just take what he has to dish out, keep your snickers muffled, and be the good friend that you are to Dave.

Formula Outlaw 05-03-2004 01:33 PM

We know and our thoughts are with him.

stecz20 05-03-2004 02:29 PM

this thread was posted before i saw that. cuda knows we love him, and our thoughts are with him and his friend. we also need to laugh and get away from the real world, once and a while, hence this site. kevin i still did not get your gift in the mail yet, you cheap bastard i knew you were going to stiff me. even cuda sent me a very nice set of waterford glasses. kevin is just plain cheap. that son of a ***** still has the first dollar he ever made. since you married my ex wife, your going to need every dollar. he he.....


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