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05-07-2004, 12:07 PM
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Originally posted by Bonnie Outlaw
You're right it is serious...but I wasn't kidding.
LOL at the Porn store. I think those lil swings should come with a warning:
You may get stuck in here. Don't buy it if you're not flexible and whatever you do, make sure you attach it to an actual beam or stud. Wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to call 911 because it fell from the ceiling and you hurt yourself.
I can just read the ambulance report now. Oh, and by the way maam, when you're out of the hospital and feeling better, give me a call. LMAO
You're right it is serious...but I wasn't kidding.
LOL at the Porn store. I think those lil swings should come with a warning:
You may get stuck in here. Don't buy it if you're not flexible and whatever you do, make sure you attach it to an actual beam or stud. Wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to call 911 because it fell from the ceiling and you hurt yourself.
I can just read the ambulance report now. Oh, and by the way maam, when you're out of the hospital and feeling better, give me a call. LMAO
05-07-2004, 12:08 PM
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I had a girl come to the station one time cause she was in handcuffs. 
She was with her boyfriend and they were starting to get playfull. Well, on went the novelty cuffs. Once the cuffs were on, she made a comment he didnt like. So he threw the keys out the window and left. She tried to find the keys but could not. So, after laughing a bit, I had to pic the lock to get them off her. Novelty cuffs use a different key from real cuffs.
She was with her boyfriend and they were starting to get playfull. Well, on went the novelty cuffs. Once the cuffs were on, she made a comment he didnt like. So he threw the keys out the window and left. She tried to find the keys but could not. So, after laughing a bit, I had to pic the lock to get them off her. Novelty cuffs use a different key from real cuffs.
05-07-2004, 12:13 PM
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Not her. But there was the 19 year old who left the bar and was going to walk home. Alone. Had to do my " protect and serve " duty for that one. Still friends with her to this day.
05-07-2004, 01:55 PM
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Oh I didn't forget Terra. I just had some work to do. You know. Work. That thing we are supposed to do at the place where they pay us to do what they say? Foockers at the theatre wouldn't take a check for the gift certs. So I still have to do that after work.
And before the dinner. Should be an interesting evening.
So Terra, you want to explain how you got stuck in the boat bolster? And I don't mean THAT kind of stuck either....I mean the can't move kind.
And before the dinner. Should be an interesting evening.
So Terra, you want to explain how you got stuck in the boat bolster? And I don't mean THAT kind of stuck either....I mean the can't move kind.
