LOL Bonnie you're funny. There are a LOT of cops on this forum.

How the hell did this get so serious?

I went to a porn store this weekend....Sorry just trying to lighten the mood in the room. Lofty's right it's just getting too serious

Porn store?!?!?! We have a great one in San Francisco called Frenchies. It's just up the street from the old Farrell Brothers. Now THERE is a place stories come from.

Lofty I hear ya.

Bonnie, I worked as a cop for over 6 years, and I cant say I dissagree with you.

I grew up in the inner city, we had our own set of laws. Those included how to treat people who abused women.

Terra,, naughty naughty girl. What you get????

See I knew that would lighten the mood. RWI- can't tell ya, it's a secret ;)

You, keep a secret. Ha! We all know you better than that. :p ;)

You're right it is serious...but I wasn't kidding.

LOL at the Porn store. I think those lil swings should come with a warning:

You may get stuck in here. Don't buy it if you're not flexible and whatever you do, make sure you attach it to an actual beam or stud. Wouldn't you feel stupid if you had to call 911 because it fell from the ceiling and you hurt yourself.

I can just read the ambulance report now. Oh, and by the way maam, when you're out of the hospital and feeling better, give me a call. LMAO

Quote Ice Angle : The other day I was cruising the local "Dildo Mart"... :D

I don't think my exact words were "Dildo Mart" but hey whatever you want to call it. There was some freaky crap there, but hey whatcha' gonna do without the kids for 2 weeks ;)

Ice...thanks (avitar). I had some help with that. I wasn't going to do it, but the CNB family talked me into it. I figured I'd get into too much trouble. People seem to take it with the humor it's intended.

Rolly, 6 years....that job can really jade you. Hopefully you escaped with minimal distortions. My take - wayyyy too much time spent on traffic tickets, drunk people and domestic abuse.

Would you call 911 if you had an unfortunate accident while in a compromising position. I don't think my pride would let me but you know that the EMS teams probably have some stories to tell.

I had a girl come to the station one time cause she was in handcuffs. :eek: She was with her boyfriend and they were starting to get playfull. Well, on went the novelty cuffs. Once the cuffs were on, she made a comment he didnt like. So he threw the keys out the window and left. She tried to find the keys but could not. So, after laughing a bit, I had to pic the lock to get them off her. Novelty cuffs use a different key from real cuffs.

Terra, you have no idea. My mother was an ER nurse for years and between my brother and myself being in Police work, you see and hear a lot.

I would hate to be the guy that left her in the cuffs...good thing he didn't do that to me that's all i'll say

Rolly, did you give her a ride home??? :D ;)

Not her. But there was the 19 year old who left the bar and was going to walk home. Alone. Had to do my " protect and serve " duty for that one. Still friends with her to this day.

Hey Ange I'm shocked you haven't told on me yet for the boat happenings earlier

See? You're such a good guy!

Friends....hmmmm....friend or friend with benefits? ;)

So, what do you do now (as a job)?

job? haha...

Oh I didn't forget Terra. I just had some work to do. You know. Work. That thing we are supposed to do at the place where they pay us to do what they say? Foockers at the theatre wouldn't take a check for the gift certs. So I still have to do that after work.
And before the dinner. Should be an interesting evening.

So Terra, you want to explain how you got stuck in the boat bolster? And I don't mean THAT kind of stuck either....I mean the can't move kind. :D

ok I have a few things to add to this now...

2 stories...

I had a case witht he local sheriffs office on one EX for stalking and harrasment by a telecommunications device. (prank calls)... Not pretty... she was a complete psyco... anyway ended up getting the then current GF's car spray painted etc etc.. she is gone now(thank god)

Second story is of helping a friend who's BF at the time decided to use her head and dent in the hood of her car with it.... needless to say me and another friend went to have a talk with him after we found out about it. He ended up missing more than a few days of scholl from it... Did it help her? no, not really... but I do believe he never talked to her again, and that is what we where looking for....

How far will Ange's thread go? :D:D:D

I know it is off topic but does anyone use the chatroom anymore?

Roby

They do big time on Tuesday nights while TalkOffshore is on. Which is a great show by the way.

It's a special talent that I have...does this mean that my a$$ is too big????? ;)

I'm not going anywhere near that but I think I could safely say no. I think perhaps clumbsy or klutzy would be better words....Next time Sean is allowed to touch the pc, maybe he can explain it. lol

LMAO- let me tell ya...I would hate to see a hefty boy that would have to sit in the back of that boat. But on the bright side I bet if there were to be a big boy sitting in the back and it started rockin on the waves he wouldn't be going anywhere ;)

Have a Good Weekend Boys and Girls. Catch ya Monday if not earlier.

Ange give me a shout later

Bonnie, I'm independantly wealthy. :D :D Ok, so maybe not. Got some stuff going on. Some sooner than I thought.

I'll talk to ya RWI!!! All the betty's left....must have saw me postin' up!! HERE KITTY KITTY!!!!:p

Well good for you Rolly. :D Hopefully it all pulls together for you, so you don't have to be among the working class. ;)

Nothing worse than a nice 85 degree day on a THURSDAY and rain on the weekend. :(

Bright and Sunny here!! But I have to go to work:mad:

Oh R, that's just plain wrong. Try and get out by noon and go play. I believe today is drive oil day at our house. Another week or two and we'll be among the boaters! :D

Just got home from the hell hole!!!! Good thing about it is I made a good bit "o" money today!! That means I can keep everything I have for another 30 days!!:p

Can't get to the boat tonight and tomorrow is Mom's day so this weekend in the bag!! Besides it's supposed to rain tomorrow:mad: So I'm breakin out the captain....................AHHHHHHHHH feelin better already!!:p

Capn to the rescue!... Damn ... I wish I didn't have to work today either... I should post some of the weird parts I've taken off this car... you would die laughing "R".... I'm sure you have never seen anything like it.... these parts are only on Bentleys and Rolls Royces... f---ing crazy Brits and the way they "engineer" things...

You can keep 'em Reed! I can imagine what you go thru on a regular work day.

Ever seen one of these "R"?........:D Can you guess what it is?.......:p

How about these....:p

That there is a lazy susan from a 1959 Pink Cloud Mary Kay edition Rolls Royce. Seriously, It looks like a mechanical brake setup:confused:

The second part is a brake master cylinder from a 1969 Isuzu Florean................right:confused:

How'd I do?:D