WORST Pickup Lines Ever
I'll start...
Nice legs! What time do they open? :p |
From formula31 on another thread...
Excuse me for staring, but looking at you has given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink. LMAO!!! :D |
Ask Thrill seeker, he will tell you more than 100.
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excue me,wich one of you fine young ladies is going to give me a blow job? This I use all the time, so far about 2500 time, and it has worked once, kinda she went home with my friend...:D ;) :p :cool:
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Nice shoes! wanna F%@#k?
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wanna help me whip up a quick batch of baby batter?
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How about a blow-job and a pizza?
(a moment of silence as her pi$$ed off look gets stronger) What's wrong...you don't like pizza? |
Well, all these talks about blow jobs...they seem important.
Guess what my favorite shot is while out drinking??? |
So Bonnie....you like pizza too? ;) ;) :D :D :D
They are not the most important....but, important nonetheless! |
again bonnie, you are my kinda chick
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