WORST Pickup Lines Ever
 

I'll start...

Nice legs! What time do they open? :p

From formula31 on another thread...

Excuse me for staring, but looking at you has given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink.

LMAO!!! :D

Ask Thrill seeker, he will tell you more than 100.

excue me,wich one of you fine young ladies is going to give me a blow job? This I use all the time, so far about 2500 time, and it has worked once, kinda she went home with my friend...:D ;) :p :cool:

Nice shoes! wanna F%@#k?

wanna help me whip up a quick batch of baby batter?

How about a blow-job and a pizza?

(a moment of silence as her pi$$ed off look gets stronger)

What's wrong...you don't like pizza?

Well, all these talks about blow jobs...they seem important.

Guess what my favorite shot is while out drinking???

So Bonnie....you like pizza too? ;) ;) :D :D :D

They are not the most important....but, important nonetheless!

again bonnie, you are my kinda chick

Absolutely....and chicken wings....and loaded fries....and

Seriously....do you guys have blow jobs where you live?? or are they more of a NY thing?

It's my all time favorite shot. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake...plus there's the added bonus of marching up to the bar with your girlfriends and asking loudly "who wants a blow job?". :D :D :D My girlfriends and I are kinda obnoxious...

here we are...

Yes...the blowjob shot. Typically the rule is "no hands" if you order one of those.

Of course, when talking about the real thing....hand-work is essential for perfect mouth-hand-eye coordination.:eek: :eek: :eek:

So if I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?:D :eek:

I see you've lost your virginity, Can I use the box it came in.:D :D :D

:D :D :D

And you are the leftmost obnoxious girl?
(I'm going by avatar and hair length)

you got nothin on me, i started young

Hey lets play Pearl Harbor I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

Well, that's true - but don't forget...the REALLY good ones start at the toes. You have to be extra good to get one of those...I'm all about positive re-inforcement. :D

speakin of blow jobs, here is a kewl hummer, lol

Yup, that's me having a bad hair day on the left. Poker runs will do that to you. ;)

So huge...you ask if they want to go for a ride on your hummer??? ;)

no i ask them to give me a hummer in the hummer

Take that ride downtown and you shouldn't have to ask anything.

;) there is more room in the boat though