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Old 05-07-2004, 11:06 AM
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Nice legs! What time do they open?
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From formula31 on another thread...

Excuse me for staring, but looking at you has given me such a hard-on I dont have enough skin left to blink.

LMAO!!!
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Ask Thrill seeker, he will tell you more than 100.
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excue me,wich one of you fine young ladies is going to give me a blow job? This I use all the time, so far about 2500 time, and it has worked once, kinda she went home with my friend...
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Nice shoes! wanna F%@#k?
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wanna help me whip up a quick batch of baby batter?
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How about a blow-job and a pizza?

(a moment of silence as her pi$$ed off look gets stronger)

What's wrong...you don't like pizza?
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Well, all these talks about blow jobs...they seem important.

Guess what my favorite shot is while out drinking???
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So Bonnie....you like pizza too?

They are not the most important....but, important nonetheless!
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again bonnie, you are my kinda chick
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