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dreamer 05-07-2004 02:10 PM

miss or not miss LPA / sandisk
 
:D

WARPARTY36 05-07-2004 02:14 PM

Only one good thing came out of that. I now have phucktard in my vocabulary!:D :D

HyperBaja 05-07-2004 02:21 PM

Dont know, Dont care.

CigDaze 05-07-2004 02:38 PM

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Miss him? Nope. :D

OldSchool 05-07-2004 02:45 PM

Who's next? Oh yea, thanks for your donation....Twice:D :D :D

BonnieOutlaw 05-07-2004 02:51 PM

I didn't get to yell at him though...I missed all the fun.

But nah....I don't. Funny, as soon as the IP thing happened he was gone.

fund razor 05-07-2004 02:58 PM

He was heavy on the bulletin board part and light on the boating part.

It should be the other way around on a site like this in my opinion. More boat, less BS.

He was bad for the site.
Phony agitators need not apply.

Whether you agree with them or not, at least the rest of the membership can be respected.

BajaRunner 05-07-2004 03:21 PM

wheres the option for a phuctarded knob :confused:

:D :D

CAP071 05-07-2004 03:29 PM

He was bad for the site.
Phony agitators need not apply.
:eureka:

open87 05-07-2004 04:21 PM


Originally posted by BajaRunner
wheres the option for a phuctarded knob :confused:

:D :D

lmao:D

birdog 05-07-2004 04:30 PM


Originally posted by WARPARTY36
Only one good thing came out of that. I now have phucktard in my vocabulary!:D :D
Dont forget "Knob".......I am using that alot these days !
Thanks Fred.........:D...Oh Yea....My employes want to thank you to !

SpeedGirl 05-07-2004 04:38 PM

What happened to Allan4 is a Putz.....


I just had to say it.... Sorry Allan :D

Reed Jensen 05-07-2004 04:39 PM

Careful Klaatu... they thought you were the same guy too for a while........:D Why doesn't anyone post a thread slamming me?....:confused: I like to agitate............:D Maybe it's because I don't get my jammies in a bunch when I get called on it....:eureka:

martiniboat 05-07-2004 04:53 PM

I'm with you WARPARTY36!

Just when I thought I had mastered the english 'swearword' language, out came PHUCTARD. Man did I laugh over that one...now I just have to find the right application for it.

Brian

Reed Jensen 05-07-2004 05:12 PM

Yes Klaatu,,, my boy... the mob had you in their sights.... Thanks to the misunderstanding from Officer Smokely Trouty's post.... :D

Reed Jensen 05-07-2004 05:13 PM

Phuktard.... it's a contraction of two words... F**king retard.... :D

dreamer 05-07-2004 05:31 PM

two weeks ago was sooooo funny im just trying to keep it going

phuchtard
knob
:bunny: w/ pancake on its head
what else was there?

Reed Jensen 05-07-2004 06:18 PM


Originally posted by Troutly
Bite me Phucktard!!! :p
Yes Sir! Officer Trouty Sir!... I'm baring my teeth now Sir... Yes Sir. !....:D

eyezlee 05-07-2004 07:45 PM


Originally posted by Reed Jensen
Phuktard.... it's a contraction of two words... F**king retard.... :D
what kind of a phucktard actually needs an expanation? :) phuckhead.

dreamer 05-07-2004 07:58 PM

klaatu bashing thread anyone?:eek: !



:D

Chris L 05-07-2004 08:31 PM

I am not to sure he Knew what he was talking about most of the time:confused:

Mr. Demeanor 05-07-2004 08:53 PM

Give it a rest.

fund razor 05-07-2004 09:01 PM

My guess is that Chris is talking about the knob, not Too Old.


Actually Klaatu is doing pretty well for not having English as a first language. Seriously. I'm not being sarcastic.

He's even catching most of the slang, and the straight language is hard enough as it is.
His punctuation has gotten better just in the last week.
But he hasn't gotten the total hang of possesives and plurals, for example. He'll get there.

Hang in there Klaatu, we Americans (and powerboaters in particular) can be a tough crowd, so to speak, but we'd do anything for our friends.
I never thought you were the knob.

wwwTOPDJcom 05-07-2004 11:46 PM

just delete this thread SO I CAN FORGET ABOUT HIM
he's gone and so should any mention of his name :D

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 12:48 AM

Hey Klaatu... where are you located?.....:confused:

DaveP 05-08-2004 06:52 AM

I miss him as much as that dumbass bunghole from Chicago CASHBRAIN :D :D :D

Buh-BYE! Hasta Lasagna - Don't get any on ya! :p

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 10:07 AM

Klaatu... If English is your second language... Where did you immigrate from in the first place?.......:D

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 02:50 PM

Did Fidel send you here with a Lacquered box full of Partagas cigars?......:p

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 05:22 PM


Originally posted by KLAATU
I am tightest roller in all of cuba !:D
A customer of mine years ago went to Cuba with an American education group called "Unesco"... he met with Fidel and got a lacquered box of Partagas Cigars... I was given two of them... I tried to smoke one... it was rolled so tightly I had to puff on it very slowly... good cigar.. if you like them... That was the last cigar I smoked... :p

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 05:58 PM


Originally posted by KLAATU
Use your'e head . cuba need's no humidor . we hve that already . cigar's hang out on the palm's and stay moist . You did not treat your'es . DRY ! that must have been CACA .. You smarter now , try again flacko'! :D MIJUEL'
Uh.... all cigars to me taste like CACA.... that is why I don't smoke them.... :D

Reed Jensen 05-08-2004 06:33 PM

Well... you are from Cuba.... so you must know more than I know about cigars... all I know is, they burn, and they smell like ****....:D

Mark D 05-08-2004 11:24 PM

I am glad LPA2106 is gone.
He didn't own a boat, nor was he about to buy one.

Pee-Pee Pulling Phucktard.....

Danny_Ocean 05-08-2004 11:50 PM

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martiniboat 05-09-2004 05:14 AM

:D :D :D

BonnieOutlaw 05-09-2004 06:20 AM

LMAO Danny! Yup... ;)

But it is nice to see that Klaatu is still around. Cuban cigars taste like Caca??? Maybe that's why Bill....oh nevermind. :p

Reed Jensen 05-09-2004 10:37 PM


Originally posted by Bonnie Outlaw
LMAO Danny! Yup... ;)

But it is nice to see that Klaatu is still around. Cuban cigars taste like Caca??? Maybe that's why Bill....oh nevermind. :p

That's why Bill put a "flavor tip" on his?... is that where you were headed?... headed?... headed?....:D

BonnieOutlaw 05-10-2004 05:27 AM

:fish: :D :D

GLH 05-10-2004 06:06 AM

He was impressed with himself till Kevin drew him out of his closet, when the light shined he bolted, not someone I need advice from, Thank You.

I miss him like a heart attack.

Reed Jensen 05-15-2004 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by KLAATU
Well ! look's like LPA made good on his threat to sue! They must have awarded him our old board instead of the boat . :D :hammy:

I was wondering if that is what happened? Steve had to sell his boat and the new server to pay off LPA and put up this board....... :eek:


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