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:rolleyes: :blaster:

:( :( :(

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Originally Posted by Reed Jensen

You women never will figure out "man" tools.... :eek:

......and we don't want to! Here's a little poem..............

'The Girl In The Tool Room'

My job is full of heartaches and no wonder I am blue,
It's terrible the awful things that I'm supposed to do.
And if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a virtuous miss,
I wouldn't have the nerve to even finish this!!
I had no way of knowing the way the shopmen talk,
But now a dozen times a day my modesty is shocked!
The fellows crowd around me like a lot of crazy fools,
Until they have me dizzy handing out their gosh darn tools.

I don't mind the decent tools, like wrenches, drills and shears,
But what some fellows ask for makes me red behind the ears.
The man repairing bearings comes and asks to see my balls,
And then he laughs and stares at me until the next man calls.

They ask for cocks to fit on pipes, for counter bores and tits,
And when they ask me for a screw, it scares me into fits,
They come and ask for reamers to enlarge their small holes,
They're driving me plumb crazy; darn their rotten souls.

They ask me for a ratchet bit and for bastard files.
They always make dirty cracks as through the screen they smile.
They ask me for a female gauge, and it's a sad, sad, tale,
Because I can't tell the damn things from a male.

One fellow finds his tool too short, another is too long,
The next one says his tool is weak, another one's too strong.
One fellow asked me for waste to wipe a plumber's cock,
And when I nearly fainted, all he did was gawk.

A foreman looking 'round one day for tools to cut a slot,
Said "Open up your drawers, girl, and show me what you got."
Another came up to me as I returned from lunch,
And asked me with a grin, if I had seen his big prick punch.

And speaking of embarrassment, never shall I forget,
The day the payman asked, "Have you a monthly yet?"
Now how the hell was I to know he meant my monthly check;
By the time they saved him, I'd darned near broke his neck.

I hate to be a quitter, folks will say I lack the guts,
But if I stay another, day this place will drive me nuts.
I really want to do my bit, and that's no doggon bull
But you can have this tool room job; I've got my belly full.

....well not so little! :D :D :D

Good one Kitten! But why did I know what so many of those were?

You would be proud... I fixed the toilet with a ball cock!

I hear you Kitten! There's nothing like fixing it yourself.

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Originally Posted by Ange

I hear you Kitten! There's nothing like fixing it yourself.

Awwww.... what a smokin pile of B/S....... :D

Where's R anyway?
See you at the Naughty Goose Sat!

I'm right here Kitten....workin' me A$$ off!!! Trying to make the allmighty $$$$$$$$$$$. What time are you going to be at the Goose? I'm towing my brother in laws Sonic to Anchor and then off to Tomes to try and get a/my pontoon boat running. Thats right I may have found a perfect boat to PARTY on, and take my Golden Retriever out to the flats to play!! :cool:

Kitten, ain't it cute that R bought his dog a boat?

And Reed, bite me!

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Originally Posted by Ange

Reed, bite me!

heeee heeeee heeeeee :D

You feel the love, right Reed? :D

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Originally Posted by Ange

You feel the love, right Reed? :D

Oh.... absolutely......... :rolleyes: :blaster:

R---Probably @ 3:00, early dinner / Happy Hour. :hammy:

My dog only has a raft!!

Reed, don't make me go postal on you! :blaster: :blaster: :blaster:

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Originally Posted by JUST ONCE

I don't

I didn't ask you :D

JK

It won't even let me post a picture w/ or w/o text it says message must be at least 2 characters. What was wrong with the old OSO, too user friendly?

Kitten, I'll see if I can make it at that time.....I may pull up in the pontoon...named "No Fenders" :p

The dog will probably be driving.... :D

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Originally Posted by Reed Jensen

You women never will figure out "man" tools.... :eek:

I figured the "man" tools.
And have to kids to prove it!

My Cats. Jeeze! :D

Now that would be funny!!! The Nashman workin' the sticks!! And waiting to take me safely back to the marina so I can pass out in the truck!!!!! GOOD BOY NASH!! :cool:

TTT... Hello everyone!!! :rolleyes:

Damn "R"... the last time I looked your vanity thread was on the seventh page.... UNDER MINE!... now look what you have done... :blaster: .... :D

Boy's proud of his thread, isn't he? :D

Damn Skippy!! I'm proud of alot of things...want pics? :rolleyes:

Ange, who are you callin' Boy? :drink:

You, what you gonna do about it, huh? :D

Vanity thread post Ho's... that is what you two are.... :D

At least we aren't just 'ho's in general. Like some old fart we know! :D

Look what I found all the way back on page 7!!!!!!!! No Respect while I'm away!!! :rolleyes:

Look what I found on page 7!!!!1 No respect tell Ya!! :rolleyes: No Respect at all!!!

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Originally Posted by Ange

At least we aren't just 'ho's in general. Like some old fart we know! :D

Ahem.... and who might that be?............. :cool: :blaster:

Look what I found......about 7-8 pages back!!! TTT!!!! I like being on top!!

Hi Reed!! Guess whats coming up next?

The return of R-Addiction :drink: Like a bad Porn movie :D

You mean there are bad porn movies? :p

I Heard there are, But I think it's just a rumor

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Originally Posted by CAP071

I Heard there are, But I think it's just a rumor

That's what I heard too!! :drink: