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I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I

believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental

stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for

squirting out babies. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes

you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one

is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are

called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed.

Girls belong in the Girl Scouts!

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is

an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything

except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly

discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine,

Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things

like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment

Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will

be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,

weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black,

in cities where 70% of the population is black,that is not racial profiling,

it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received

sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private

matter or my personal business. It would be "FIRED" immediately! I believe

that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper

or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you

want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English! My father and

grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the countries you

were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you

threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word

"freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount

votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. I don't think

just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any

special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc.,

so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in

wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over

here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their

interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but

so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more

dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue

to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system

that's better and put your name on the building.

Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you..

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a

parent to stand up to the kid and smack his/her little ass when necessary

and say,"NO"!

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't

pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new

lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you

serve me french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along

with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was

born in Africa, so how can they be "African Americans"?

Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European

American because my great, great, great, great, great, great Grandfather

was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough! GET OVER IT!!! WAKEUP WHILE

YOU STILL HAVE A COUNTRY TO WAKE UP TO!!

If you are not ashamed of America, forward this to everyone in your address

book while you can still do it for free!

THAT'S A BIG HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"In God We Trust"