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Reed Jensen 05-21-2004 12:04 PM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Originally Posted by rouxsterre
Like I said . . . what I saw was a powerful lookin' man, with a gritty, determined demeanor, headed north with a purposeful focus. His land-borne seamanship was a sight to behold, as the traffic before him deferred to his sharply-honed maritime skills, and parted like the Red Sea, his leathery, salt-encrusted five-head glistening like a beacon of skillful, steadfast resolve.
Ahhh that certainly must have been a sight to behold.... You seeing that stupendous craft skillfully guide up the 405... as if the trailer was being floated along on gossamer wings... It probably reminded you of a beautiful woman entering a room, and as she passed before your wonderous gaze... you could feel a giant armada unfurl it's sails in the seaport of your groin..... :D

Reed Jensen 05-21-2004 12:10 PM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Let me ask you a question Rouxsterre... you pronounce your name "Rooster" ?... :D

Audiofn 05-21-2004 12:12 PM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Originally Posted by rouxsterre
Like I said . . . what I saw was a powerful lookin' man, with a gritty, determined demeanor, headed north with a purposeful focus. His land-borne seamanship was a sight to behold, as the traffic before him deferred to his sharply-honed maritime skills, and parted like the Red Sea, his leathery, salt-encrusted five-head glistening like a beacon of skillful, steadfast resolve.

Good one :D:D:D

rouxsterre 05-21-2004 12:42 PM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Originally Posted by Reed Jensen
Let me ask you a question Rouxsterre... you pronounce your name "Rooster" ?... :D
Yeah, kinda. More like 'roostair'.

Actually I pronounce it Dave.

Wasabe 05-22-2004 01:17 AM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Originally Posted by PhantomChaos
I was on the freeway, but from your description, sounds like you saw Jeffrey. :D :D :D :D

I'm Jeffery's alibi :D

GO4BROKE 05-22-2004 06:29 AM
Re: Pretty sure I saw Nort today . . .
 
Originally Posted by Spitfire1
Did the license plates read "Viagra 1" on them.....?
Mean, but hysterical! :D


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