TooOld and the cops
08-08-2004, 08:39 PM
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TooOld and the cops
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd might like to see what happened to me last week.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a piece of horse ****. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.. the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.
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