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Chris288 08-27-2004 02:17 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Originally Posted by THRILLSEEKER
Why do you need the specifics on that Thrill....are you looking for a date?

NOPE, just trying to figure out wether the pic was of Chris's sister or his pet?

That was a pic of your momma,, pre-op, before the female growth hormones, right before him and Nick got together and nick was tired of getting hair stuck between his teeth when he went downtown.. Then she shat you out shis bung hole and the rest is history.. now you know the story of your birth..

fund razor 08-27-2004 02:21 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Originally Posted by Ange
Haven't you guys heard that song about long-legged women? About how we make better lovers? Do we have to educate you about everything?

And Fund, if you are 6'6", I want to stand next to you for a while, I never feel short. What a novel experience that would be!

I really am 6'6"
The funny thing is, I mostly date short women who I meet while we are both sitting down. Last G/F was like 4'11" (no kid jokes, she was 34).

I like being my size until I need to fly. Have to spring for first class.
And finding pants can be a pain. And I have to stand up and drive my boat because my knees hit the helm if I put the bolster up and try to sit.

IceAngel 08-27-2004 02:24 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Originally Posted by Ange
Haven't you guys heard that song about long-legged women? About how we make better lovers? Do we have to educate you about everything?

And Fund, if you are 6'6", I want to stand next to you for a while, I never feel short. What a novel experience that would be!


That would be fun...feeling short, for a change

fund razor 08-27-2004 02:26 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
Looks kind of funny. My windshield only covers my waist.

THRILLSEEKER 08-27-2004 02:27 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
tall chics rock :drink:

THRILLSEEKER 08-27-2004 02:29 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
fund razor have you seen Just Once drive his Excaliber? he is so tall in that thing he looks like the mast of a sailboat, and thats sitting down :eek:

Chris288 08-27-2004 02:32 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 

Originally Posted by THRILLSEEKER
tall chics rock :drink:


Quit sucking up or I'll have to change your name from thrill-less seeker to thrill-sucker-upper.. :D

fund razor 08-27-2004 02:34 PM

Re: Why is Allen4 a putz?..... Enquiring minds want to know!
 
I think that's the look I have going. I want to get a pic before the season is over of me standing up at the helm.

I can't hear a word anybody says because my head is so far above the windshield.

Thank God I have tall bolsters or I would fall backwards over the drivers seat.

IceAngel 08-27-2004 02:34 PM

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There is me!!!!

fund razor 08-27-2004 02:35 PM

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I have to scrunch down in a headwind or the boat will come off plane.


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