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Old 08-25-2004, 01:24 PM
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WOW,, just like old times around here,, These posts bring back some fond memories.. Now all we need is Baja Daze and a few others to get in on the action and it will be..
Well chit, I didn't want to be the one to jumpstart the rumor mill around here, but since you mention it, I have no choice.

I know you've all noticed, but Chris here just aint right in the head any more. Ever since his guano strip-mining operation started tanking after September 11th, he's fallen into a deep, twisted state of despair. Too bad you got kicked out of the tennis match and got your azz kicked by the secutity guards, that didn't help any...maybe you shouldn't have been banging your life-size cut-out of Anna down in front row center shouting "Oh Kornakova Cornhole, Oh Korna' Cornhole..." Every wonder why they tell people to be quiet at tennis matches? I know you have a little problem and all that, but come on...if you hadn't put yourself on the FBI hitlist after they found you fiddling youself at the National Parapalegic-Transvestite Nudist Convention's Spring Bake Sale, this never would have happened. Now they even confiscated your hermaphrodite beanie baby collection...what a shame.

Now, as for 'Foul...they're telling me that he's been hanging out at some blowboat sites. The sherriff is on the lookout for someone in diapers swinging from sailboat masts while humming the tune to singing in the rain and sniffing the toilet paper he stole out of the marina bathroom trashcan. Yep, you guessed it, it's 'Foul.

Oh and by the way, Allan is a putz.



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Old 08-25-2004, 01:28 PM
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And btw, yep we all lost a bunch of posts...about 2500 here.
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:49 PM
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WHOA!!!! DAZE.....gettin nasty!!

I think I lost about 1,000 posts or so, I'm not sure....

Yeah Foul...blue, black, brown, whatever......better than Thrill, most of his wardrobe comes from the lost and found at the roller rink.

And Daze, I'd rather be a putz than wake up each morning in a cold sweat with thawed out hot metts sticking out of my...........Oh, nevermind.....
 
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:09 PM
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Do you really want to discuss wardrobe mister I come to the Casino in my pretty pink Hilsinger Motorsports polo complete with chippendale bowtie and president Hilwanker nametag along with daisy dukes knee high white socks and black Adiddas sandals and bright yellow foam cowboy hat with a Baja sticker peeling off of the back.


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hey you guys didnt loose any posts. OSO just deleted the ones that made absoulty no sense . . .yer luckey to have anything left . . . .especially you allan4skin. surprised you have time to surf back over to OSO what with having to run that nubs_and_blubs.com fatchick fetish sight. i know its a full time job for ya but as any good crack dealer knows dont do what ya sell.






ahh good times. . . .gald you could breeze through allan
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Thrill ole buddy ole pal......good to see you stepped of your Doc Johnson wiggle stick for a few minutes and joined the fun.

Waterfoul told me he saw you Monday riding around the nudist camp on your moped yelling out asking if anyone wanted to take a ride with you and your pet donkey to "eroticville" and mainline muscle relaxers. That is an improvement considering the last time you went snow skiing you angrily asked the instructor why the ski poles don't spit after you suck on them

Hey Foul.....Good luck on the rectum impany surgery, hope it helps the nighttime drooling and pissing yourself problem.

Oh, I almost forgot...congrats on that new tatoo...the one of the 2 albino oddvarks pork-humping in a sleet storm on the African Plains....I hear that is in style these days....

(reminds me of the old days around here.... )

Oh yeah...SORRY OLCG!!!!!

LMAO ROLLING ON THE FLOOR!!!!!! That's baaaaaaaad!
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hey you guys didnt loose any posts. OSO just deleted the ones that made absoulty no sense . . .yer luckey to have anything left . . . .especially you allan4skin. surprised you have time to surf back over to OSO what with having to run that nubs_and_blubs.com fatchick fetish sight. i know its a full time job for ya but as any good crack dealer knows dont do what ya sell.






ahh good times. . . .gald you could breeze through allan
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Thats it guys,, keep'm comming,,, I'm starting to feel like the old ME again.. you know before Baja Daze had the breast enlargement and penis tuck... Allan, speaking of reductions,, did they ever find the rest of your penis after you figured out you were a lezbo ?? and decided to take the scalpel to what little you had ?? I know Baja Daze was never the same after he heard what you did to your man-hood or what lilttle there was.. It's no wonder Nick hasn't posted much he's been in morning since,, but hey keep the faith nick and A4 there's always strap on's...

Hey Nick you still got that poster of Greg Luganis over your bed.. You know the one where he's in that crotch less tight speedo you loved him in so much..

P.S. Did Allan ever forgive you for the collection of NUDE Earnist Borgnine pictures you had hidden under your bed, next to the tube of KY, I heard Allan moved out after that, took his funny girl poster and all his linda Rhondstat records and you two started seeing other men ??

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I miss Catmando. He would have loved to see this.
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Hey Thrill.....that's all the clean clothes I had left, my assortment of "Team Thrillseeker Dongfarmers" garb had been used the week before to clean up some fly sh*t on my Yugo. I'm not sure why you kept prancing around Kellys Ils with your crotchless chaps and nipples pierced together asking everyone if they wanted to see your rainbow colored ballcage, but I am glad you had a fine time....

Yo Dave (btw...I still think your nickname for me is the funniest one ) I read in EBM that after downing 4 pints of Wild Irish Rose you were seen at the local Jr High sniffing bicycle seats again.....Can't you just stick to "Teen Night at the Kiwana's". Here is a guy who can't wipe his a$$ without smearing crap up his back, and spends most of the day drivng aimlessley thru industrial complexes in his 1975 AMX talking to his knobber.

....I better calm down, some of this is getting a little too graphic Sorry if I offended anyone, just having some fun

Yeah Dave...fun going at eachother a little again....I am here regularly, just don't have time to post much...I do read up though.....
 
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