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09-07-2004, 01:50 PM

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Re: You're a real boater if...

...if you pay more in boat gas a month than all other monthly payments combined.

09-07-2004, 01:52 PM

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Re: You're a real boater if...

If you put up with all of your "other half's chit" about the boat and just smile serenely.

09-07-2004, 02:41 PM

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If you've never owned a boat that wasn't for sale.

09-07-2004, 03:24 PM

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I am a real boater because i spend more time boating than I do cleaning the boat, unlike most of you!

09-07-2004, 05:17 PM

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You know your a REAL Offshore boater if you have ever pushed the throttles "Just a little further" to see if she'll break!!!

09-07-2004, 08:39 PM

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Re: You're a real boater if...

Wow, I'm at about 96%

09-07-2004, 08:51 PM

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Re: You're a real boater if...

...when you are approaching a monster wake and you tell your passengers to "stow all belongings" and "prepare for takeoff"!

09-07-2004, 10:46 PM

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If at least one of your kids was conceived onboard! (GLH)

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09-07-2004, 11:19 PM

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Your dog's name is MERCURY and his doghouse started out an engine crate.

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