You're a real boater if...
09-06-2004, 11:01 PM
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You're a real boater if...
I saw this on another(local ga) forum and thought we could add lots to this list.
Like this:
You're a real boater if you've ever hit a jetSki/waverunner and bragged about it!
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You're a real boater if you've ever hit a jetSki/waverunner and bragged about it!
09-06-2004, 11:03 PM
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Re: You're a real boater if...
You're a real boater if your wife and/or girlfriend has their private area trimmed like your boat logo.
09-06-2004, 11:39 PM
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Re: You're a real boater if...
you know how to tie a bowlan.
you know what a companion way is
check out the new boat i just got ive got 496's and spinnin 24 in bravos 1.50 gears and its soo fast,
really how fast?
oh almost 90,,,, <<<<<<<< fools....
you call em fenders not bumpers
you call them lines not ropes
you call it a head not a potty
you call it a staterooom not a bedroom or stabin cabin
you have more than 3 boats at any given time
your wife tells u that we are spending more than 4.00 per minute in fuel
your wife has implants the size of yoour head,,
you know how to hail another boat by using a vhf not a cell
you know the diff between a genoa and a jib
you know the diff between a spinnaker and a gennaker
you know the diff between a headsail and a mainsail
you know the diff between a gallley and a kithchen
you know the diff between a lifeliine you wear and the one mounted on a vessel
you know the diff between a mooring and an anchorage
you call the speed in knots not mph and know the diff in speed...
you say starbord or port not right of left
you know u are responsible for your wake
you know that there is nobody as good a operator as you.
and the more you have to drink the better you get
you think its really cool th have you kids on the bow so they can enjoy the ride
you think its really cool to have half your family on a tube and weave in and out of insame boat trraffic on labor dayh weekend
you get into an i8 ft nflatable like you are stepping on to the queen mary
you stand up in the 8ft infatable under way
you dont understand the verbage under way
you run down the river or slough on the wrong side making real boaters wonder does he/she drive downt the wrong side of the highway too?
gosh bonehead boaters.. this list is soooooo long i got off track her but i cant maintain live on the water see em every summer.. finally labor day over boating for us starts now,, yes the IDIOTS are gone,,, or at least less frequent.
you know what a companion way is
check out the new boat i just got ive got 496's and spinnin 24 in bravos 1.50 gears and its soo fast,
really how fast?
oh almost 90,,,, <<<<<<<< fools....
you call em fenders not bumpers
you call them lines not ropes
you call it a head not a potty
you call it a staterooom not a bedroom or stabin cabin
you have more than 3 boats at any given time
your wife tells u that we are spending more than 4.00 per minute in fuel
your wife has implants the size of yoour head,,
you know how to hail another boat by using a vhf not a cell
you know the diff between a genoa and a jib
you know the diff between a spinnaker and a gennaker
you know the diff between a headsail and a mainsail
you know the diff between a gallley and a kithchen
you know the diff between a lifeliine you wear and the one mounted on a vessel
you know the diff between a mooring and an anchorage
you call the speed in knots not mph and know the diff in speed...
you say starbord or port not right of left
you know u are responsible for your wake
you know that there is nobody as good a operator as you.
and the more you have to drink the better you get
you think its really cool th have you kids on the bow so they can enjoy the ride
you think its really cool to have half your family on a tube and weave in and out of insame boat trraffic on labor dayh weekend
you get into an i8 ft nflatable like you are stepping on to the queen mary
you stand up in the 8ft infatable under way
you dont understand the verbage under way
you run down the river or slough on the wrong side making real boaters wonder does he/she drive downt the wrong side of the highway too?
gosh bonehead boaters.. this list is soooooo long i got off track her but i cant maintain live on the water see em every summer.. finally labor day over boating for us starts now,, yes the IDIOTS are gone,,, or at least less frequent.
