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Old 11-03-2004, 03:07 PM
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> > She goes into Walmart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the
> > toaster
> > > she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he
> can't
> > give
> > > her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the
> > woman
> > > throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY
> BREASTS!
> > GRAB
> > > MY BREASTS!"
> > >
> > > The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.
> The
> > > manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?" She explains
> > the
> > > situation with the toaster.
> > >
> > > He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it
> on
> > > special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
> starts
> > > screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
> > >
> > > In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying
> that?"
> > >
> > > In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS
> GRABBED
> > WHEN
> > > I'M GETTING SCREWED!
> > >
> > >
> > > ---Her money was refunded.
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Old 11-03-2004, 03:47 PM
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LMAO, good one.
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Old 11-03-2004, 04:50 PM
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everybody knows thats not true, walmart will take anything back, at any time, under any circumstance
 
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