Turkey sandwiches
 

:mad: I hope all of ya,ll.(thats yous guys for some of you north of th Mason Dixon) are enjoying your turkey leftovers. Mine are gone. Wife and I are sitting on couch after initial round of dinner. We are watching The Passion of the Christ for the first time, both actually boo-hooing, when we heard a wierd sound from kitchen. Something like slurp,chomp, scrape and so on. Upon further investigation we find Bacchus ,our now one year old, 186 Lb. Bull Mastiff. He has front paws on counter and has devoured 95% of the fried turkey I so carefully prepared and carved. Needless to say I am Pissed. I spank him( which he thinks is loving him) and put him outside in the pen. At 4 o,clock this morning he is howling to come in. Wife lets him in ,he jumps in bed with me ,muddy feet and all, licking my face. I get up to make coffee ,go in kitchen and here he sits or stands rather. Paws on counter looking for more turkey. I am now up at 6 am sharing this with you as he warms my feet. Anybody got any turkey for just one sandwich with yellow mustard????

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LMAO, 186 pounds, I'm staying clear. Post a pic of your dog. :drink: Jeff

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Will post pics when wife wakes up again. I can tun a wrench but that camera makes me nuts :drink:

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good thing Wardey's deer didnt hit on your dog ... :D

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LMAO :evilb:

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watch for frosty too :D :D

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stan you da man take him down to one of your stores and git him some chicken :evilb:

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A 20 pc. box is an appetizer for this "mommy's boy" :rolleyes:

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Dogs will be dogs. I know, Deb and I have four. Cody and Bella, both German Shepherd mixes, a "Cattledog" and Bernice (pronounced Ber-Nis) the horrible, our three year old deviant Doberman. Smartest dog I've ever had. Her favorite game is steal the remote and hide it under the bed. Anything that is missing, is under the bed. Never chews, just hides. No matter WHERE we hide the remote, that blasted dog can find it and boom, back under the bed.

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We have the same diversity, one bull mastiff, one yellow lab, two rots and one snauzer. The snauzer is undergoing chemo for cancer to the tune of about 3 grand. They all have distinct personalities but one thing in common. All jealous. The remote trick would definitly get MY attention. :D I know snauzer is spelled wrong.

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This one ?

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/a...chmentid=53891

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"no turkey sandwiches, turkey soup, turkey pot pie, turkey ala-king!" DAMN Bumpass hounds! :D

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Its going to look like Forest Gump shrimp on how many way you can cook Turkey :D

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Thats the one Rob. Wait till u see the "after pics!!!!!!!!!!!! :evilb:

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No turkey nothin!!!! :(

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Hey, if it was deep fried you can whip up another in just an hour. :D

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The truth is we sell them at Popeyes and I can send you one if you want. They really are good
Stan :drink: :D

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Hey Stan

How was that storm this morning? I live right around the corner from you off of Alligator Bayou Road. By 6 am my back patio was 2" deep in ice from the hail. Ill bet that dog was glad he got in the house before it hit!

Ron

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here u go:

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My pond is over the dock and overflowing headed towards you. It was definitly a waker upper. :cool:

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ROTFLMAO! Now I've seen everything! :drink: :drink: :drink:

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The last pick is ok,he has grown :D but we did not need to see he was a he :eek: :D

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He definitly has a pair, sorry bout that. He was so stuffed he wouldn,t roll over. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool:

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We would have been fine with just the last pic........ :rolleyes: Now doesn't that turkey have an adverse effect on his gastrointestinal system? Leave the windows open and don't make any sparks!! My Golden had a few peices and GAWD DAYUM!!! I almost passed the hell out!! :eek:

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I think all the Turkey went straight to his Nards....

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My dog eats that and goes right to sleep all damn day :D

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OMG - quite the set. Cute dog though.

My dog is REALLY good....you can leave a chocolate chip cookie on the coffee table and she doesn't touch it. I know, I've tested her. ;)

Now, the black lab I used to have...ate a whole pound of frozen hamburger, a loaf of bread, some snacks and then continued to sheyitt ALL over the house because he got sick.

I was only gone for 2 hours...never though frozen hamburger would be a draw.

Shoulda prayed harder while at church. ;)