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Some good advice that was passed on to me:

WHAT TO DO, IF YOU GET A TRAFFIC TICKET

This advice was sent by a retired State Farm agent!

This system has been tried and it works in every state.

If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light or whatever
the case may be, and you're going to get points on your license. This is a
method to ensure that you DO NOT get the points. When you get your
fine, send in a check to pay for it. If the fine is $79.00 make the check out
for $82.00 or some small amount over the fine. The system will then have to
send you back a check for the difference, however here is the trick. DO
NOT CASH THE REFUND CHECK! Throw it away! Points are not assessed to your
license until all financial transactions are complete. If you do not
cash the check, then the transactions are NOT complete. The system has
received its money and is satisfied and will no longer bother you. This
information comes from an unmentionable computer company that sets up the standard
databases used by every state.

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hmmm i don't know. sounds to good to be true

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Ok Troutly, what is your take on this. Sounds too good to be true. My understanding is that once the ticket is turned in everything is set. If you appeal and win it is reversed but not until that happens. In the mean time you are guilty until proven inocent :eek: :D Now large breasts and a tight bod should be worth something. In my old age I am working on the breasts myself. I need the Manzeer, or the Bro. :D

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:d

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Sorry dude.
http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/ticket.asp

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Jayboat, that is an awesome yacht in your avatar. Those lights are around $2,000 apiece with install. If that is a steel hull I bet they are welded in. Are they Zeon or Halogen. :cool:

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Thanks Jayboat!

I figured it had to be too good to be true.... :rolleyes:

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Mitch, I had those old things layin around the garage and thought they might help me when I am backin that puppy into the slip at night. :D

Seriously, that is 207 feet of serious boat, er, ship... Lady Lola built by Oceanco. Here's the full size, the bridge and the dingy...

So, Shark.. since yer gonna hafta pay that ticket anyway, you might as well go ahead and tell us about it... :drink:

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Damn......now Thats A Boat!

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I'll say that again!!! :eek:

Sorry, no ticket here. I just had that sent to me and I was wonder if it was valid....

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3 years ago some biotch working as a court clerk was real snotty to me, the night I showed up to fight my ticket. what she did is slammed the door in my face and told me court did not start for 10 more min.
So I got my ticket reduced and they assesed an $85 fine and they told me I could pay it with cash or money order. Three days passed and I stopped by the court building in the afternoon with my usual business suit on carrying my brief case, only the brief case contained $85 dollars of pennies and nickles. when I opened it , it accidently spilled all over her desk and the floor. I then demanded a reciept. she said she could not accept that and I said but the judge said cash or money order, I choose cash. she ended up staying over 1.5 hours late to count the money and give me a reciept. upon leaving I suggested that she start treating people the way she would like to be treated.
I hate being screwed with and I will get even, and to make it worse I have alot of free time on my hands!!!!

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CLASSIC LANDWALRUS! I LOVE IT! :D :D :D :D

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shane did you get my pick

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Yes sir, hugetime1 sir! Pete called tonight to ask if you were still gonna make teh purchase. I told him yes. You may want to ring him just to let him know about the $$$$ situation.

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i will call him now

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snopes.com is the shiznit! I'm gona get my marriage license checked for validity while I'm at it.

__________________________________________________ _______
Why be half assed, when you can be all ass.

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it is easier around here to just call up the pros. attorney and ask to double the fine to have it knocked down to a non-moving violation, works everytime. :cool:

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OK, now the big question.
Do they enforce the parking tickets from rented scooters in Key West? I would hate to find I had a warrant for me in FL!
:D
Gary

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CLASSIC !!

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That is funny as hell. I had a friend that did that to a guy. They did not do such a hot job putting a fender on his car. So he paid him in pennies :D:D 600 bucks worth :eek: :eek:

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Imagine, you get tossed in a holding cell some night because you had a warrent outstanding and the big gorilla already there asks,"What are you in for?" :D :rolleyes: