Hump Day Humor
A recent study found out which days men prefer to have sex. It was found
that men preferred to engage in sexual activity on the days that started with the letter "T". Examples of those days are as follows: Tuesday Thursday Thanksgiving Today Tomorrow Thaturday Thunday _________________________________ A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night: 5% said it was to get a glass of water 12% said it was to go to the toilet 83% said it was to go home __________________________________ The perfect breakfast as a man sees it... You're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton. __________________________________ (Q) What's the best form of birth control after 50? (A) Nudity __________________________________ (Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? (A) 45 lbs __________________________________ (Q) What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? (A) 45 minutes __________________________________ (Q) What's the fastest way to a man's heart?" (A) Through his chest with a sharp knife. __________________________________ (Q) What do you call a smart blonde? (A) A golden retriever __________________________________ (Q) Why did OJ Simpson move to W. Virginia? (A) Everyone has the same DNA. __________________________________ (Q) What' s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? (A) A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. __________________________________ (Q) What's the Cuban national anthem? (A) Row, row, row your boat. __________________________________ (Q) What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? (A) A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time". A southern fairytale begins " Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****. |
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