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Old 01-13-2005, 12:57 PM
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If you can find one of these with the optional HP500 engines, that will do 70mph. It's been a ton of fun, and I think it might fit your slip too (I'd have to check on that).
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Old 01-13-2005, 12:58 PM
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BRO'!!! WTF?!?!?! Who wears the pants in your house?

Just go buy one! What's she gonna' do? Make you take it back!

I just go buy my toys and bring 'em home. My wife just gives me the look.

She wanted a cruiser too. I told her no way unless we live on the water. I picked up a decent boat, she hated it at first but now she loves it. They have no idea of how much fun they are untill they spend some time with one.
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When you said sell the spouse, I started wondering how much she would bring.
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Damn Cuda, you beat me to the punch!
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If you can find one of these with the optional HP500 engines, that will do 70mph. It's been a ton of fun, and I think it might fit your slip too (I'd have to check on that).
Looks just a little longer than 33'....
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Hey Phantom that looks like the Chris? I like the smaller one they do.
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I'm SURE that one will work....
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Its better and cheaper than a girlfriend!
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I told my "EX" I'm buying this boat eather way , you can stay or you can go.
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