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Old 01-13-2005, 01:09 PM
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BRO'!!! WTF?!?!?! Who wears the pants in your house?

Just go buy one! What's she gonna' do? Make you take it back!

I just go buy my toys and bring 'em home. My wife just gives me the look.

She wanted a cruiser too. I told her no way unless we live on the water. I picked up a decent boat, she hated it at first but now she loves it. They have no idea of how much fun they are untill they spend some time with one.
I did that with a Corvette once...ended up buying her one too.

In every man's life there are only so many times one can absorb "THE LOOK"...I think I've already reached my quota....
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Looks just a little longer than 33'....

It's the Sunseeker Apache 45 with an LOA of 48 feet. Pleanty of speed and pleanty of room. And reasonal cost too!

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"But honey, I'll score heavy with the babes"
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Ok, well if that doesn't work try this.

Go show her a "compromise"

Cobalt 343. Mine's been after me to buy one of these ever since we borrowed one last summer at Tahoe.
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Old 01-13-2005, 02:54 PM
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This thing is SWEET! You can order it with Twin 575 SCI B1 XR ITS.

http://www.cobaltboats.com/model_line/343/intro343.php
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It's the Sunseeker Apache 45 with an LOA of 48 feet. Pleanty of speed and pleanty of room. And reasonal cost too!
Beam is 10.5 (triple engine)
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Old 01-14-2005, 01:51 AM
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Fuel is cheaper on a trailer, or atleast the first tank of the day as well as repairs and maintenence.
Pirates hijack the cruisers more thinking those folks are richer than the go fast kids so if you want to worry about that anchored and napping in one of those secluded coves Honey... OK....
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" I swear Honey, a performance boat adds two inches to my tool"
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Cam2 and perfume dont mix.
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In every man's life there are only so many times one can absorb "THE LOOK"...I think I've already reached my quota....
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