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Old 01-14-2005, 01:18 PM
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Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!
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Old 01-14-2005, 01:57 PM
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Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!
This is risky, but if you DO use it, please let us know how it comes out.
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Tell her the cruiser will make her butt look big!

Tiufb, Family Guy; Nice Avatar! Giggitty, Giggitty, Giggitty

Quag quote From the show to a girl:

Quag: "How old are you?"

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Old 01-14-2005, 02:21 PM
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The word "ORAL" every night comes to mind.
 
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tell her every dollar you spend on the boat you will give her a dollar for jewery
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Old 01-14-2005, 02:47 PM
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Exactly!! Don't forget the super secret boat accounting process...
Him: Look what i got for the boat today
Her: How much did THAT cost?
Him: $250 (when it actually cost $2500) Always drop the last zero!!!! A $250 part cost a mere $25 and a $25 item was a steal at a low, low price of $2.

Hmmm have you been talking with Mr P, sounds familiar
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tell her every dollar you spend on the boat you will give her a dollar for jewery

I think maybe you should talk to Mr P, you have good ideas
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My advice is to make a friend or two with an OS and then have them take you on a poker run and she will see how much fun it can be.
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What did you get her up to?
About 70 at alt. I don't remember the top speed. It was the whole ride that struck me. Plus, when you pull up dockside in that thing people make room!
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How about the good old
"Please Please Please Please...etc. Until she finally gives in.
or just bribe her with jewelry and a new car...
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