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Old 01-14-2005, 07:06 PM
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Honey! Look what I just bought!
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Old 01-14-2005, 07:38 PM
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It always has. I'll be damned if someone can tell me how to spend it, unless she told me how to make it.
I agree with Cuda - has worked for me for years.
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I got divorced. I didn't have to fight or beg for anything anymore. Especially sex.
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Old 01-14-2005, 08:27 PM
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"honey, either i'm getting a bigger boat or you're getting a really huge set of fake tits, you choose"
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"I want to go boat racing", I kept saying to her, as we went to dozens of boat races throughout the country since 1994!!!
She said: "you go ahead and buy that boat, you've always wanted one............but I don't want you to go racing!"..........OK!
Now she says: "let's go out in the boat", at least once a week! I love this woman!
It did take me ten years to get here!!!
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"Honey, I am going to take up a new hobby........ offshore powerboating or gonna try anal sex with you often..... you choose."
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All kidding aside my position has always been..."its easier to ask forgiveness than permission"
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Best one yet Rush. I really don't think its a matter of "asking" permission for most of us - its weather or not she will enjoy it with you - if not there will be friction. Most women like to drive boats - part of the contol module.
Stereotype is always dangerous. My wife tells me to get whatever I want. And to plan to go out with the boys offshore playing. She will go now and then, but understands that I love it more than she does. Of course, she loves shopping more than me

Then again, I don't ask her how much I can spend on a boat, and she doesn't ask me how much she can spend on whatever she wants to do.
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Old 01-14-2005, 10:39 PM
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its an all day deal to go anywhere in a cruiser.
you can go from the 7mm to big dicks and back in a few of hours in a performance boat and have lunch while your there. if you take the cruiser she will have to cook lunch and dinner along the way

something else you could try:

mid afternoon , saturday , memorial day weekend , take her for a ride in a single engine small cruiser.

4 days later , take her for a ride in that formula you want
 
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Before I bought my 1990 292sr1 years back, I said two things. One, a 31 foot boat will ride much better. Two, it has an enclosed head and a nice cabin. Last, but not least, it has TWO engines instead of one, in case we have engine trouble... It worked fine back then; but, now she's wanting a cruiser or at least a boat with more cockpit space ...
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