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Phknlwyr 01-26-2005 01:54 PM

Re: Who's who
 

Originally Posted by fund razor
Yep. We mean to be at least as mean as the mean.

So... is she the pilot or the aircraft?
Maybe she is a C-130, and she loads in the nose.

She is an overloaded load to respond to your loaded question.

How many times a year do you think that she forgets to lift her flap and accidentally dips it in the toilet bowl?

Is the flap an inter-cooler for her feet when she walks?

One word: CHAFFING!

Pantera1 01-26-2005 02:01 PM

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I cannot believe anyone could do that to themselves .. Hey when your belly button is next to rour ankles it time to put down the ring dings .echh

fund razor 01-26-2005 02:04 PM

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Maybe she's expecting, and she's carrying "low." :D

Phknlwyr 01-26-2005 02:06 PM

Re: Who's who
 

Originally Posted by fund razor
Maybe she's expecting, :D

Expecting a donut, maybe.

offshoredrillin 01-26-2005 02:09 PM

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OMG Kevin, which thought is worse? that a child would come out of that or someone would actually have sex with her?

dkwestern 01-26-2005 02:10 PM

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I can't believe human skin can stretch that far without tearing.

"Thats a HUGE BIITCH; Behemoth" Duce Bigelow

offshoredrillin 01-26-2005 02:11 PM

Re: Who's who
 

Originally Posted by Pantera1
I cannot believe anyone could do that to themselves .. Hey when your belly button is next to rour ankles it time to put down the ring dings .echh


She has cankles, no seperation from calves to ankles...and probly a remote and some food hidden:evilb:

dkwestern 01-26-2005 02:12 PM

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Oh yeah, theres some pringles rolled up in there somewhere, and probably some cheetos, fat people like cheetos, cause there messy I guess?

Gordo 01-26-2005 02:38 PM

Re: Who's who
 

Originally Posted by Mrs Wigginout
Sorry, Gordo but that is friggin' hiliarious! :p
P.S. Doesn't matter...I still think you're sexy! ;)

Why THANK you !! <blushing>
After the week I've had, I needed that.
I have to admit, this whole thread has been some of the funniest chit I've seen in a long time.
Thanks gang!

dykstra 01-26-2005 03:51 PM

Re: Who's who
 

Originally Posted by fund razor
He puts all that pimp wear on to get her attention... but she's getting game from the guys in the next boat. :D


That is my wife Fund Razor, she is used to it, I wear it around the house. HaHaHaHa :D :D


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