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Phknlwyr 01-26-2005 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fund razor
Yep. We mean to be at least as mean as the mean.

So... is she the pilot or the aircraft?
Maybe she is a C-130, and she loads in the nose.

She is an overloaded load to respond to your loaded question.

How many times a year do you think that she forgets to lift her flap and accidentally dips it in the toilet bowl?

Is the flap an inter-cooler for her feet when she walks?

One word: CHAFFING!

Pantera1 01-26-2005 02:01 PM

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I cannot believe anyone could do that to themselves .. Hey when your belly button is next to rour ankles it time to put down the ring dings .echh

fund razor 01-26-2005 02:04 PM

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Maybe she's expecting, and she's carrying "low." :D

Phknlwyr 01-26-2005 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by fund razor
Maybe she's expecting, :D

Expecting a donut, maybe.

offshoredrillin 01-26-2005 02:09 PM

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OMG Kevin, which thought is worse? that a child would come out of that or someone would actually have sex with her?

dkwestern 01-26-2005 02:10 PM

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I can't believe human skin can stretch that far without tearing.

"Thats a HUGE BIITCH; Behemoth" Duce Bigelow

offshoredrillin 01-26-2005 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pantera1
I cannot believe anyone could do that to themselves .. Hey when your belly button is next to rour ankles it time to put down the ring dings .echh


She has cankles, no seperation from calves to ankles...and probly a remote and some food hidden:evilb:

dkwestern 01-26-2005 02:12 PM

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Oh yeah, theres some pringles rolled up in there somewhere, and probably some cheetos, fat people like cheetos, cause there messy I guess?

Gordo 01-26-2005 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Wigginout
Sorry, Gordo but that is friggin' hiliarious! :p
P.S. Doesn't matter...I still think you're sexy! ;)

Why THANK you !! <blushing>
After the week I've had, I needed that.
I have to admit, this whole thread has been some of the funniest chit I've seen in a long time.
Thanks gang!

dykstra 01-26-2005 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fund razor
He puts all that pimp wear on to get her attention... but she's getting game from the guys in the next boat. :D


That is my wife Fund Razor, she is used to it, I wear it around the house. HaHaHaHa :D :D

dykstra 01-26-2005 03:52 PM

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I think if I tossed all that pimp gear overboard, I might get 2 or 3 mph! :eek:

Lofty 01-26-2005 05:01 PM

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Just for you Wasabe :D :D I'm on teh right and that's my bro' Mike.

jordy 01-26-2005 05:20 PM

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Me at the helm of a sailboat... just to spite the blow boat haters. :D

offshoredrillin 01-26-2005 05:24 PM

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is that the Rolex on your wrist? :D

jordy 01-26-2005 05:24 PM

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Nope. That was pre-rolmex. :D

Reed Jensen 01-26-2005 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by offshoredrillin
is that the Rolex on your wrist? :D

Roflmao.......... :D ...... :evilb:

Pantera1 01-26-2005 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jordy
Me at the helm of a sailboat... just to spite the blow boat haters. :D

Doesnt look to windy .. I bet the little putt putt is on :D

fund razor 01-26-2005 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pantera1
Doesnt look to windy .. I bet the little putt putt is on :D

It looks like the buildings in the background have been shelled.

RollWithIt 01-26-2005 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Phknlwyr
So you admit that you are a fat pu$$y?


:D :D LMFAO!!!! :D :D

gdfatha 01-26-2005 05:53 PM

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Looks like Wasabe was in Australia watchin tennis... :evilb:

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 05:53 PM

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Hey Jordy - whats your tattoo look like? :cool:

Wasabe 01-26-2005 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gdfatha
Looks like Wasabe was in Australia watchin tennis... :evilb:

http://www.chforums.com/images/smilies/baa.gif :p

fund razor 01-26-2005 06:12 PM

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Wasabe doesn't have the Ultradimple in her chin.:D

Pantera1 01-26-2005 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by fund razor
Wasabe doesn't have the Ultradimple in her chin.:D

Jeez I like the dimple it matches the volcano on her forehead :D

CHEETAH34 01-26-2005 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Racegirl3
Hey Jordy - whats your tattoo look like? :cool:

LIKE THE ONE U GAVE ME :D

GLH 01-26-2005 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by gdfatha
Looks like Wasabe was in Australia watchin tennis... :evilb:

can't tell we need a "plongee" shot on the coneage, I always forget her face...

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CHEETAH34
LIKE THE ONE U GAVE ME :D


I dont remember showin you my tattoos .. :p

JnT 01-26-2005 07:41 PM

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Jim and Tammy 2 years ago.

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 08:04 PM

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Nice dog pantera ... :cool:

Pantera1 01-26-2005 08:06 PM

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he bites :D

Pantera1 01-26-2005 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JnT
Jim and Tammy 2 years ago.

Jeeze they look great after all these years :D

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 08:12 PM

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:cool:

JnT 01-26-2005 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pantera1
Jeeze they look great after all these years :D

:D :D

jordy 01-26-2005 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Racegirl3
Hey Jordy - whats your tattoo look like? :cool:


I need to get it finished here in the next couple months. There is a flag in the flames. Right now, it get's red, tan and blue. I need to get the white done. :D

Right now, it looks like this:

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 08:54 PM

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Very cool! I like flames and flags ... mine looks like this. The bottom part is the start/finish line at Bristol :D

Racegirl3 01-26-2005 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by t500hps
Rollover! Rollover! Rollover! Please? :D


:eek:



:rolleyes:



:p

1aquaholic 01-26-2005 09:04 PM

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Dane and Kristi- Hope to see some OSO People in Miami

Wasabe 01-26-2005 09:06 PM

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Okay peoples!

Wasabe 01-26-2005 09:08 PM

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Nevermind I guess the thread is rolling now.Yipee!

mwdill 01-26-2005 09:13 PM

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me and my better half,,,,she's driving of course:drink:


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