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t500hps 02-06-2005 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris L
He shot twice at me never hitting me tho. We tied him up for three days. The plan was to stick him in the back of a Southern Transfer trailer and ship him to NJ. with some furiturner that Southern Transfer was taking the next day. Once in NJ the driver would open trailer doors and let him out. Courts did not see any humor in this plan either.
The problem is their were two thieves and the one that was the lookout and I never seen, called to get help for his bud after the three days of not seeing him.

Too bad that didn't work out....I love that plan!!!

cuda 02-06-2005 09:48 AM

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I just got off the phone with Formula Outlaw. He is still bent! I wish I would have had my tape recorder on, because that's one of the best rants I've ever heard. I put him on speaker phone so Debbie could hear it too. The best part was about his wife fixing a clock. I was on the phone with him for 36 minutes and 36 seconds. Dennis Miller's rants have nothing on him! :D

Comanche3Six 02-06-2005 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw
. I throw the ice in the truck, jump in, start it, turn on the lights, look in the side mirror to check trailer lights, and no trailer lights. WTF. I just rewired my entire trailer with all new LED lighting, it's like an 18 wheeler back there. Total darkness. Like an idiot I turn the truck lights back off and then back on, like that's going to do something. I climb back out of the truck, walk back to the trailer, and some azzhole stole my factory "connector" that plugs into the truck recepticle and then my trailer lights plug into that connector. My trailer plug is just dangling there. I looked around and couldn't see anyone. No cars at the pumps. I think I remember a car about two islands over, this is a pretty big station, like 8 "double" islands.

Just once, just once I'd love to catch somebody doing that. Just phucking once. That's all I ask, just once. :hothead: :hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

So while I'm standing there halfway between tearing the gas station down and having a major coronary, a Sheriff's cruiser pulls in. So I go over to him and as politely as possible throw a total fit about how they should cut the hands of thieves off. Anyway he follows me home so I can get the rig back to the house safely.

Guess who's driving in the daylight tomorrow with no lights?????? The ramp is only a mile away so phuck it. I can't replace it until Monday. :hothead: :hothead:

I HATE PHUCKING THIEVES......:hothead: :hothead:

I just finished reading this, and I think it is possible that whoever took the connector was looking to create a life threatening situation. A thrill killer. A disturbed individual. You beat him by being aware, by checking your trailer lights and catching his actions before anyone got hurt. Good for you!

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by cuda
I just got off the phone with Formula Outlaw. He is still bent! I wish I would have had my tape recorder on, because that's one of the best rants I've ever heard. I put him on speaker phone so Debbie could hear it too. I was on the phone with him for 36 minutes and 36 seconds. Dennis Miller's rants have nothing on him! :D


Ahhhhh, you're making me blush, you say the nicest things about me. :D :D

Just for the record, Deb said I sounded just like "Cuda Joe". :drink: :drink:



So, I go to Boat US, West Marine, Boater's World, and two Wal-Marts, and nobody has got a damned adaptor. The guy at West Marine says "we don't stock that but can have it here by Thursday". Well the phuck of a lot of good that does me. I asked him, with all the sailboat crap you've got in here, you can't find a thee inch by six inch space to stock an adaptor??????

So tomorrow I'll go get bent over the barrel at the Dodge dealership. So what should cost me say ten bucks will probably be thirty at Dodge. Plus the twenty five bucks of gas I blew through this morning trying to locate an adaptor.

At least Boater's World carries it, they were just out. Both Boat US and West Marine, it is strictly an "order item".

So basically PHUCK IT. I'm going to the John Lennon art exhibit then come home and watch the Stupid Bowl.

Oh yeah, there was a note on my trailer from the Sheriff's Deputy who followed me home last night warning me that one of their "youngin's" was on duty today and if he saw me with no lights, he'd make me park the trailer until the lights were working. All I need right now is to get pulled over by him and get into a hassle about the lights, when realistically it's my fault. I hate being responsible sometimes. So no boating today.

I'm going to buy two adaptors so I'm never caught off guard again. Goes with my always having three "butt plugs" and two crescent wrenches in same door map panel. You wouldn't believe how many times guys have asked me to borrow the wrench because they had no way to install their butt plug.

Just another day in paradise. :rolleyes:

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Comanche3Six
I just finished reading this, and I think it is possible that whoever took the connector was looking to create a life threatening situation. A thrill killer. A disturbed individual. You beat him by being aware, by checking your trailer lights and catching his actions before anyone got hurt. Good for you!


Gotta admit I never thought of that angle. If you are correct you're right, I did beat him at his game. But to be honest, I'd rather punch the phucikers teeth right outta his azz and then emphasize the point by snapping all his fingers.

Sorry, guess that sounded a little violent. Take a deep breath..... Time to go take another "pill". :D

cuda 02-06-2005 12:47 PM

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Russ, I was rumaging around in the garage looking for some chain hooks, and look what I found.

cuda 02-06-2005 12:50 PM

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As you can see, I bought it at U haul. I remember now. When I bought the Donzi in Miami, I had just bought my F250. I knew I hadn't put the adapter in it, so I stopped and bought the adapter. When I backed to the trailer, I saw the F250 comes with both connections already, and I didn't need the adapter.

I can stick it in the mail tomorrow if you want it.

masher44 02-06-2005 01:02 PM

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Formula, I see you put on your gold and black jersey and are currently seeking that POS out! :D :D

LIOPA 02-06-2005 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw
So I decided to run down to Race Trac to gas the boat up and grab a bag of ice tonight to get a jump on tomorrow. That way I can go straight to the ramp tomorrow and not have to backtrack. Besides I want to take Deb to see the John Lennon art exhibit first thing in the morning and this would save me some time tomorrow.

So I go gas the boat up. I run into the store to grab a bag of ice. There's one other person in the store and they leave the counter as I go to pay for the ice. I'm gone from the truck no more than two minutes maybe two and a half tops. I throw the ice in the truck, jump in, start it, turn on the lights, look in the side mirror to check trailer lights, and no trailer lights. WTF. I just rewired my entire trailer with all new LED lighting, it's like an 18 wheeler back there. Total darkness. Like an idiot I turn the truck lights back off and then back on, like that's going to do something. I climb back out of the truck, walk back to the trailer, and some azzhole stole my factory "connector" that plugs into the truck recepticle and then my trailer lights plug into that connector. My trailer plug is just dangling there. I looked around and couldn't see anyone. No cars at the pumps. I think I remember a car about two islands over, this is a pretty big station, like 8 "double" islands.

Just once, just once I'd love to catch somebody doing that. Just phucking once. That's all I ask, just once. :hothead: :hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

So while I'm standing there halfway between tearing the gas station down and having a major coronary, a Sheriff's cruiser pulls in. So I go over to him and as politely as possible throw a total fit about how they should cut the hands of thieves off. Anyway he follows me home so I can get the rig back to the house safely.

Guess who's driving in the daylight tomorrow with no lights?????? The ramp is only a mile away so phuck it. I can't replace it until Monday. :hothead: :hothead:

I HATE PHUCKING THIEVES......:hothead: :hothead:


YUP......I LOST 3 that way....thinking of covering the damn plugs in DOG CRAP or something to repel the A-HOLE THIEVES

cuda 02-06-2005 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LIOPA
YUP......I LOST 3 that way....thinking of covering the damn plugs in DOG CRAP or something to repel the A-HOLE THIEVES

Put axle grease on the bottom of it where they can't see it.

Michael1 02-06-2005 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw
Ahhhhh, you're making me blush, you say the nicest things about me. :D :D


Oh yeah, there was a note on my trailer from the Sheriff's Deputy who followed me home last night warning me that one of their "youngin's" was on duty today and if he saw me with no lights, he'd make me park the trailer until the lights were working. All I need right now is to get pulled over by him and get into a hassle about the lights, when realistically it's my fault. I hate being responsible sometimes. So no boating today.

I'm going to buy two adaptors so I'm never caught off guard again. Goes with my always having three "butt plugs" and two crescent wrenches in same door map panel. You wouldn't believe how many times guys have asked me to borrow the wrench because they had no way to install their butt plug.

Just another day in paradise. :rolleyes:

Why not jerry rig the thing together for the day? Just strip the wires, and start taping things together.

I can't believe Liopa has had three stolen. Time to start using proprietary connectors, or insulate the housing from ground and hook a fence charger to it. :evilb:

Good luck!

Michael

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 04:35 PM

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I spent a lot of time and did a killer job on rewiring and adding all new LED lighting including four additional side lights on the trailer including running a seperate 12 guage ground wire to each LED unit. I don't really want to jury rig anything, knowing my luck I'll just end up causing myself more problems. I'll pick one up at the Dodge dealer tomorrow and order a back up from West Marine. Thanks for the idea though.

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cuda
Put axle grease on the bottom of it where they can't see it.


Good idea but how long it'll be before I stick MY hand in it??? :D

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by masher44
Formula, I see you put on your gold and black jersey and are currently seeking that POS out! :D :D


Ahhhh, yes. Problem is I have NO idea who might have grabbed it. Just next time I'll unhook the damn lights while I go in and get ice.

Some people just suck chit.....

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 07:14 PM

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Just ordered one online from West Marine and will be sent directly here. That will give me a backup so this doesn't happen again.

JCPERF 02-06-2005 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw
Just ordered one online from West Marine and will be sent directly here. That will give me a backup so this doesn't happen again.

Or you can move up to New York to get away from all that crime. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JCPERF
Or you can move up to New York to get away from all that crime. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D


Now WHY didn't I think of that........????????????? :D :D

Cig35Mistress 02-06-2005 08:40 PM

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FormulaOutlaw, Discount Auto Parts has tons of the adaptors, I have always found them in there. Pretty reasonable too.

Theft sucks, I had two Sea Doo's stolen off my dock in Palm City a few years ago fourth of July night, docked the boat, went home (we were renovating the house on the water) and got a call from the mason the next morning that my lift was at the bottom of the river, he thought I was out on the skis at 7AM! One was on the beach next door to the house, it had run out of gas, and the other was recovered in a Port St. Lucie backyard like six months or a year later, thrashed and not running. The idiot who stole it gouged the FL numbers out of the gelcoat, rather than taking a razor blade and some alcohol . . . phucking morons! Turns out the little bastard was only 14 and had done this many times before! Oh well . . . now I am ranting!

Harry - Stuart, Florida
1978 35' Cigarette Mistress

Formula Outlaw 02-06-2005 10:17 PM

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It is quite easy to get on a "rant" where thieves are concerned. It never ceases to amaze me how the differences in "upbringing" are now coming back to haunt us so badly. We have an entire (not trying to "dis" everyone here but....) generation that so many of them have no respect whatsoever for other people, other people's property, and who think of nothing but themselves. I can only think that when it comes to the "modern" concept of raising children, "well that worked out real friggin good didn't it"?????????? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Chris L 02-06-2005 11:13 PM

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Put a zip tie around the plug and the plug cover. Even if you use the reusable type zip ties. at least when thief sees it they may think it is there to stay or not be able to just unplug it without cutting the zip tie. It seems to me it would be worth a try for the price of a zip tie. Just a thought.

Audiofn 02-07-2005 06:44 AM

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Man how desperate do you have to be to steel a trailer plug!!!!! How the hell could they even afford the trailer!!!!

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris L
Put a zip tie around the plug and the plug cover. Even if you use the reusable type zip ties. at least when thief sees it they may think it is there to stay or not be able to just unplug it without cutting the zip tie. It seems to me it would be worth a try for the price of a zip tie. Just a thought.

Good idea. Will give that a try. Thanks....R

t500hps 02-07-2005 07:02 AM

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Outlaw......I have several trailers and got tired of keeping track of all the adapters. I cut the 4-way flat off and hard wired a 7-way round plug on the trailer wires. They could cut the plug off, but most A-holes that are going to steal something wouldn't know how to re-wire the plug. Just makes mine less likely to be stolen.
Russ C.

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by t500hps
Outlaw......I have several trailers and got tired of keeping track of all the adapters. I cut the 4-way flat off and hard wired a 7-way round plug on the trailer wires. They could cut the plug off, but most A-holes that are going to steal something wouldn't know how to re-wire the plug. Just makes mine less likely to be stolen.
Russ C.


That's another thought too.

Would really like to have a "trip" wire attached to either a 12 guage, or if that's a little extreme, maybe a paint ball gun. Guy grabs the adaptor, smack, right in the kisser with a paint ball. That's be worth the price of an adaptor just to watch. :D :D

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Audiofn
Man how desperate do you have to be to steel a trailer plug!!!!! How the hell could they even afford the trailer!!!!


Jon, damned if I know. Like I said, that's not the only one I've had ripped off. I've even had my license tag mounting bolts stolen. Mounting bolts......

One of these days if I never have anything to do (like that's gonna happen in this lifetime), I'd go back and park under that big tree with EVERYTHING still attached. I'd climb the tree and just wait.

Seems like we've gotten to the point people will steal the shoes off your feet.:rolleyes:

Scott 02-07-2005 07:23 AM

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I use this

Connector


I know they make this with splice type wire ends you can can hardwire it to the trailer.
I installed a round receptacle on the trailer and of course the other side connects right into the large round 7pin on the truck. When I'm done it goes in the lock box on my trailer. :cool:

This set up works well and gets rid of the flat connectors and small gage hookup wires.

fund razor 02-07-2005 07:33 AM

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Thieves suck.

I made a proprietary "blend" using one style on my trailer, and one style on my truck. In the glove box I have an adapter that will let me connect to everybody else's connector. Mine won't work for anybody but me.

They will still probably steal it.

JUSTONCE 02-07-2005 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Formula Outlaw

Just once, just once I'd love to catch somebody doing that. Just phucking once. That's all I ask, just once. :hothead: :hothead: :hothead: :hothead:

:

jesus what the hell do you want. :rolleyes: :D

Dawlhouse 02-07-2005 11:33 AM

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very sad world we live in today! :(

ofshore 02-07-2005 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by t500hps
Outlaw......I have several trailers and got tired of keeping track of all the adapters. I cut the 4-way flat off and hard wired a 7-way round plug on the trailer wires. They could cut the plug off, but most A-holes that are going to steal something wouldn't know how to re-wire the plug. Just makes mine less likely to be stolen.
Russ C.


That's the first thing I do every time i buy a new trailer, for some reason i always had problems with the 4-wire connectors.

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ofshore
That's the first thing I do every time i buy a new trailer, for some reason i always had problems with the 4-wire connectors.

I used to but then somebody told me to spray them with WD-40 or whatever every so often to keep corrosion off. That bare ground connector tends to corrode and that screws up the system straight off.

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JUSTONCE
jesus what the hell do you want. :rolleyes: :D


If that's a picture of yourself, hmmmm, I wonder.....:D

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 03:11 PM

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Am happy to announce I now have TWO adaptor/connectors. Screw those thieves in "Evil-Land".

Cost me a day of boating will ya???? Why I oughta...................................

offshoredrillin 02-07-2005 03:34 PM

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Was thinkin Russ, dependin on how much of a jackass youo want to be, why not glue or silicone it in, so that way it wont come out so easy, and then all you have to do is unplug the trailer lights...might be fun to watch them tug on it least till you get there.:D


Rob

offthefront 02-07-2005 03:41 PM

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Well ....all your ranting does nothing .....you know if we had balls we would pass laws that if you steal something .....Like they sand fleas do. ...cut off a hand ...but then we'd have to rehabilitate em ....So ...conviction of a Felony ..the needle ..there would be no 12-18 month sentences ...It would take a while but sure would rid of us that particular Gene pool .....And I know if I was a thief ....I would think twice ..no three times before I take something that is not mine ... :drink:

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 04:12 PM

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Rob, I've actually seriously considered doing just that. Some black "5200" should work quite nicely I would think.

Mike there is a lot of merit in what you say.

Formula Outlaw 02-07-2005 10:27 PM

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I have lights.....:drink:


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